Capt Contagion

@VividVivka Not your fault that 90% of the English as only language brigade can't actually articulate in that language.

lol the kids are roasting me became I was thinking of historical books and not a game. Feel free to point and laugh at me. This is how I tell everyone I haven’t played resident evil since 6. 😅 And ya know, I stand by it. That’s a dog named Cerberus. That’s not a Cerberus.

@Itscakejumper Probably because the adverts on YouTube are longer than the part...

People aren't watching anime in 20 parts on YouTube in 160p anymore and it shows

@Rin_Vixen Why would people say this? Skypiea introduces concepts that are pivotal to the plot and the final fight shows how he needs to push himself more and more! Some people are dumb.

Every person that told me to skip Skypiea cuz it was bad/didnt matter, you are so wrong. This shit is gas

@xaviersonline_ In the best timeline Harry potter never got published as it was considered derivative shit and no one ever heard of jk fucking Rowling

In the good timeline JK Rowling is dead

@oxciderr I get that you shouldn't be mixing these 2 things but why is it being served in shot glasses?! Why not make an actual mixed shot for demonstration?

@anon_opin My right hand is fucked and this hurts like hell so I make sure that everyone around them knows that they've deliberately hurt me. Shame it's a powerful tool!

People who try to impress with a tight deathgrip handshake are invariably complete arseholes.

@Starfmodel Cheese. I know people are going to get the pitchforks out for me but it's just not a good taste most of the time 🤷

What’s a universally loved food you think is extremely overrated?

@MuscularEnglish Actual delusion on display! Life of Brian caused uproar in the Christian community you racist delusional wet wipe

Also correct me for this but when Life of Brian came out Christians didn't go off their rockers and call John Cleese a "Christophobe" Muslims need to learn that mockery, criticism and questions or comments they don't like are part of living in the West. They're not special. They're just one group with one ideology that is as open to scrutiny, mockery and scrutiny as any other.

@cassiemoans_ In our defence we're scared that people are gonna call us groomers, paedos and abusers if we're seen being friendly with young women 😞

Being rejected twice in one day by older men I find attractive is not good for my self esteem. It was already scary to approach a guy before, but now?! 😭

@YourArrya They can call me whatever they like 🤷 I don't value the opinions of the willingly ignorant and wilfully stupid.

no offense but if someone is attracted to trans people and you call them gay for it, you’re the worst type of person

@MyArrse How is this not a thing everywhere already? Should be basic first law of any country really!

Bad news for Reform UK in Wales: New Law to make it illegal to lie in Welsh elections is passed in Senedd. It is now a criminal offence in Wales to make false or misleading statements as an election candidate. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@bushontheradio Just remember that you've ate them and not panic when you're excretions are blood coloured 🤣

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@drice410 @Ace109610 Technically Mexican wrestling invented that... There are no tags in proper Lucha maybe there are in AAA now that WWE has wwe'd it

@Ace109610 Tag team wrestling WITHOUT TAGS. What great innovation… fucking mark

Some WWE fans refuse to accept it Some WWE fans respect the work Young Bucks are just a great example on what makes tag team wrestling great In 50 years time They changed the wrestling world

@jadexmiura @xvshoota We can't get rid of your cake!! There's a distinct lack of good things at the moment, removing another would be criminal!

@xvshoota What about my cake?

who actually eats carrot cake

@fesshole What a sad, gray world you must live in where you punish people for their whimsy. There's not enough whimsy as it is and you're actively punishing it. 😕

The sales guy at my work, a man in his 50s, calls milk "moo juice". I've just recommended him for redundancy based solely on this fact.

@YunalesckaGames You have great taste in games! Secret of mana is an all time fave for me. More people should play it!

My top 10 games of all time. I limited myself to only 2 Final Fantasy games or else top 10 would be mostly FF. 🤣

@Real_JFK_Jr_ So even the 'barbaric' Iran holds it's pedophiles accountable? Huh... Must just be the US that doesn't

In Iran, seven men were arrested for the gang rape of a girl, and the perpetrators begged the victim for mercy and forgiveness. However, the girl refused, and all of them were sentenced to death by hanging. Do you think this punishment is appropriate?

@Strippin It actively makes it look worse. Some of the characters don't even look like the character they're meant to be anymore 🤢🤮

@tiaradraws He just a cool grinning dude! What more is there to like?!

why is every man’s favorite pokemon gengar? 😭 can someone explain this phenomenon to me please

@JacquiDeevoy1 We didn't evolve from apes... We are apes. Great apes to be precise 🤷

If we evolved from apes, how come apes aren’t still morphing into humans? Why don’t we see human/ape hybrids in various stages of evolution in the wild?