Captain Murphy

@FunFootballPod As a pure runner - yes. Overall? No. He struggled catching passes and had issues with fumbling.

Is Adrian Peterson a Top 5 RB in NFL history???

@TheCollinDunks Don't fight it. Own the mature hairline with confidence. I think he should grow his hair long and slick it back, like Bronn from GoT.

Them bangs can’t hide it buddy we see it

@LangmanVince Trump broke him.

WTF happened to George Clooney?

@DavidFischer I played it maybe 4 times. Game over in about 30 seconds. I wasn't even sure when I was supposed to be doing something.

Be honest: who is old enough to say they played this?

@jakeblennings Don't.

Im starting to realize why a lot of you are single he objectively looks so good at the end

@atensnut John Stamos should be included. My college roommate's girlfriend was 😍 for him, even when he was 20+ years older than her.

Who was most handsome back then! Me: Mel Gibson

@LexiiBeSangin I don't know why they left, officer. Or where they went.

Idk how people don’t k*ll squatters. Lmao like what the fuck you mean you’re not leaving MY house?????? Yeah AIGHT.

@GoodLuLuHart @awkwardgoogle It is Zorak. From the Space Ghost show.

@Capt_H_Murphy @awkwardgoogle What is this from I can’t place it

A praying mantis landed on his hat, and instead of freaking out, he gave the little guy an update on the game 😂

@DanTalks1 Only Poland and some other Eastern European countries with memories of living under communist rule can be trusted to reject global socialism.

Anyone got a good theory as to what happened to Meloni in Italy? She went from RW friend of Trump having dinner with the team, to being a retarded shitlib blocking the US from using airspace during a war, bringing in infinity Africans to Italy.

@MeatSauce1 Time to start working the Joe Ryan, Buxton, and Jeffers trades.

The twins are a 110 loss team

@MahlerJames @TheFigen_ THE LEFT LANE IS ALWAYS FOR PASSING!! I don't care if a car is broken down in the left lane. It's my right to drive 100 mph there. HELL YEAH!!!!

People need to understand something. In a road that has two lanes or more, the far left lane will always be designated for passing. If you wish to go 100 mph on that lane, it doesn't matter who the person is in front of you is, they have to get out of the way. No one except the police or emergency vehicles have the right to block your passage on above mentioned lane. End of the fucking story. The guy on the white car is a total cvnt.

Those drivers who are in a hurry and want everyone to get out of their way, driving right up behind them to "pressure" them.

@rushicrypto You should have asked for the money at the agreed upon 2 week point. Not asking makes it seem like you don't care if he pays it back or not.

lent a friend $2500 in january. good friend, known him for years. he said he needed it for rent and would pay me back in two weeks. i sent it instantly. it’s almost april now. i stayed quiet because asking for your own money back somehow makes you feel like the bad guy. meanwhile he’s posting dinners, concerts, new sneakers, trips. just living life. and it’s not even about the $2500 anymore. it’s the silence. like it never happened. crazy how money doesn’t ruin friendships, pretending it never existed does.

@vivianli416 @ClayTravis This is all necessary because the umpire's union refused to get rid of horrible umpires like Bucknor, Joe West, and Angel Hernandez.

I think this is bad for baseball. If you trust the ABS then you might as well get rid of umpires altogether. Why humiliate the umpires on the spot? There is a human aspect of having a real umpire calling ball and strikes. Baseball has been around for 250 years. Why change that? The imperfection of humans is part of the game. I think this ruins baseball. I am all for having a statistics of every umpire with calls' accuracy at the end of each season. Putting pressure on them to be better but not on the spot.

Honest question how close are we to robot/AI umpires? If we have self driving cars couldn’t we have umpires that are essentially 100% accurate? Look at this missed call. Every pitch now could be AI. Feels inevitable:

@BOSSportsGordo I live in a city with a large African immigrant population who are horrible drivers. Backing out of a parking spot is very risky here. Drivers you can't see (but they can see you) will not stop or slow down and will just run into you when you are backing out of a spot.

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@benzornes I hate that TERRIBLE umpires were allowed to continue working MLB games for years because their union protected them. So...

I want to go on record to say that I hate this vehemently. This orients the sport to the tediously precise algorithm, instead of the judgement and skill of the humans playing it, umping it, and watching it.

@GarrettSprints His hands weren't small. They were deformed from injuries.

I wonder what Calvin Johnson’s spider chart looks li- Holy mother of pearl

@sighyam Look on the positive side. Some birds love this. Barn swallows feast on the flying bugs that get stirred up. The crows will clean up the ground after the mowing is done.

The not so satisfying side of these videos I keep thinking about is how industrial mowers are probably shredding every living vertebrate too… rabbits, fawns, birds, snakes etc. all of them ☹️

@Brother13057562 @MVorbei @LibertyCappy Everyone under 62 years old quit at your dad's company? We have 380ish employees in our region, and I know ONE guy, near 70, that works on a crusher in a gravel pit. We have boomer-age guys: plant operators, lots of drivers, shop managers, etc. It's age 30-60 doing the heavy work

@Capt_H_Murphy @MVorbei @LibertyCappy My dad is a boomer diesel tech and he still going strong. His Gen X and millennials that he trained the last 40 years are either broken or in a new field all together. Seen it in his garage my entire life.

Once you realize it