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@CaptainMcdeath

I was born with congenital aphantasia. I've never seen any light in my minds eye while in a waking state. I perceive through frequency. INFP-A/ENFJ-A

ϕ ☉ Katılım Kasım 2022
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The Ozarks. 💚🔥
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To much vagina talk. Ill be back in a few days when the storm passes. So many other relevant things to post about. But, VAGINA
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Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.
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@LilithDatura I started with CaptainMcdeath, cause it was my video game alias as a kid, i like it at my @ im cool with my name. Its a rare variant of Austin, im not sure why my parents decided on Austyn though. 😅
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Lilith Datura
Lilith Datura@LilithDatura·
Remember when everybody voluntarily started using social media with their real names, and then it was fine for the people that didn’t until Facebook decided to start enforcing it in 2015? Pretty much going against every social media policy ever 🤡.
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@Midnightballoon Thanks man. I just got my permit thr other day, so im excited as fuck🥳
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sōndērbērry@Midnightballoon·
@CaptainMcdeath you’re totally right. i’m fine with working but i’d rather do something that really makes my time feel well spent. driving a semi sounds like a lot of fun :-) blessings to you and dad austyn
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sōndērbērry@Midnightballoon·
i have three jobs but i’d prefer zero
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猫男爵デポン三世🇯🇵
おぉ…修理したハイエースは車検に合格した!! 排気ガスの黒煙が0.01しか出てない!!超絶環境配慮ハイエースになった
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OracleofTheMatrix@Oracle_ofMatrix·
@KeysRetired Seven Mile Bridge headed towards Marathon Key! Tradition says you need to fire one up on the bridge! lol
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Paul Geren@KeysRetired·
Where in the world am I? Another perfect day in the fabulous……..
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@Vicky I don't have to plan for it, my sons have made me more proud than i could ever beleive was possible.
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Victoria@Vicky·
Plan to be proud
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@illumistationn Thats the best time imo, super sweet and innocent, before they understand the concept of 'naw, ima do what i want'
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Illumination Station
Illumination Station@illumistationn·
Having young children is like living with tiny, drunk roommates that slowly sober up over a period of years.
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@LoveLightHope2 @leptokinesis I can turn it off and fall asleep in 2 seconds, my wife gets pissed about it everynight because she doesnt know how i do it.
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SpiritSTEM
SpiritSTEM@spiritstem_·
The hexagon ⬡⬢ and its star form the hexagram 🔯 are the top sacred geometric shape embodied by crop circles 🌾🌀 The hexagon is *the most efficient shape* ⬡⬢ -- the path of least resistance for energy to transition into physical form
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@JoovYT Ayoo Elenwen can get bent.
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Joov@JoovYT·
Deepest recorded Thalmor Embassy run
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The mrbeast mind game is a psyop. Im not pressing either button, even hypothetically. Ill go cut some tree down, build a house out of em and live in the woods like Richard Proenneke before i press any fucking button like that If you don't know who he is, you've missed out.
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maro@ProofofMaro·
They need you to believe they have already won
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Umbral@UmbralShadows·
Slugasaurus rex out in the woods today. I get why people dislike them but slugs seem so chill. When they aren't eating my crops at least.
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@T3KN05H4M4N Bigger than a titanoboa! Fucking YIKES 😬
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