Austyn

The Ozarks. 💚🔥

To much vagina talk. Ill be back in a few days when the storm passes. So many other relevant things to post about. But, VAGINA

@bryan_johnson @_katetolo Im muting both of y'all fucking asses. 🤣

@_katetolo well said

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

@LilithDatura I started with CaptainMcdeath, cause it was my video game alias as a kid, i like it at my @ im cool with my name. Its a rare variant of Austin, im not sure why my parents decided on Austyn though. 😅

Remember when everybody voluntarily started using social media with their real names, and then it was fine for the people that didn’t until Facebook decided to start enforcing it in 2015? Pretty much going against every social media policy ever 🤡.

I dont wanna HEAR ABOUT ANYONES VAGINA, GOODNIGHT EVERYONE

@Midnightballoon Thanks man. I just got my permit thr other day, so im excited as fuck🥳

@CaptainMcdeath you’re totally right. i’m fine with working but i’d rather do something that really makes my time feel well spent. driving a semi sounds like a lot of fun :-) blessings to you and dad austyn

i have three jobs but i’d prefer zero

@Depon_the_cat Nice!

おぉ…修理したハイエースは車検に合格した！！ 排気ガスの黒煙が0.01しか出てない！！超絶環境配慮ハイエースになった

@Oracle_ofMatrix @KeysRetired Shit i need to check that bridge out and follow the tradition

@KeysRetired Seven Mile Bridge headed towards Marathon Key! Tradition says you need to fire one up on the bridge! lol

Where in the world am I? Another perfect day in the fabulous……..

@Vicky I don't have to plan for it, my sons have made me more proud than i could ever beleive was possible.

Plan to be proud

@illumistationn Thats the best time imo, super sweet and innocent, before they understand the concept of 'naw, ima do what i want'

@CaptainMcdeath One of mine is still pretty young, can barely stand and babbles all day 😂

Having young children is like living with tiny, drunk roommates that slowly sober up over a period of years.

@LoveLightHope2 @leptokinesis I can turn it off and fall asleep in 2 seconds, my wife gets pissed about it everynight because she doesnt know how i do it.

@leptokinesis I didn't even realise that was a thing until recently. That must be the folks that fall asleep in two seconds. 😂

Lmfao no for a shit ton of humans, they don’t have literal dialogue in their minds!!!!

Braum is one billion percent right, everyone should know who Richard Proenneke is.

@jamiesfocus @spiritstem_ Thanks Jamie. 💚 Cancer stellium with a gemini moon. 🙏🙌

@CaptainMcdeath @spiritstem_ What a chart!

The hexagon ⬡⬢ and its star form the hexagram 🔯 are the top sacred geometric shape embodied by crop circles 🌾🌀 The hexagon is *the most efficient shape* ⬡⬢ -- the path of least resistance for energy to transition into physical form

@JoovYT Ayoo Elenwen can get bent.

Deepest recorded Thalmor Embassy run

The mrbeast mind game is a psyop. Im not pressing either button, even hypothetically. Ill go cut some tree down, build a house out of em and live in the woods like Richard Proenneke before i press any fucking button like that If you don't know who he is, you've missed out.

They need you to believe they have already won

@UmbralShadows Holy shit!

Slugasaurus rex out in the woods today. I get why people dislike them but slugs seem so chill. When they aren't eating my crops at least.

@T3KN05H4M4N Bigger than a titanoboa! Fucking YIKES 😬

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