Mick the wheels

@Arsenal What has happened? That was awful We aren’t winning anything with this form

Not the result your magnificent support deserved. Time to make amends on Tuesday night.

@WestHamPlace And West Ham to go down please. Good bye

We might just be witnessing the greatest bottlejobbing in football history The Arsenal drop off is real And I’m here for it Man City for the League now please 🙏

How can you assist? Our flight is at 12.55. It’s now 11.53 and we’ve been told it will take around 60 minutes to get through!

@easyJet why aren’t you notifying passengers about the delays in getting through to gate C at Tenerife airport? Your check in desks do not open early enough. Our bags will be loaded but we might not get to the gate before it closes

@LfcShaunjudge We thought you cunts didn’t watch England

Noticed how Ben White didn't fake an injury... He knows this is the best he's gonna get.. England reserves...

@ko_fights__ From the moment he threw down this umbrella you knew this is how it would end. Muppet!

When you push a man to his breaking point

@InvertTheWing Arsenal fans, like other fans, don’t give a fuck what pompous fuckwits say on X

Arsenal fans think every player who gets injured is faking it. That is the precedent Arteta has set. Sad. Want to know the difference? Kane remained with the squad, Rice and Saka left immediately to return back to Arsenal.

@gig_itty_gig @KHarveyProctor @scott_mills @BBC Nobody’s not spouing nothing about nobody

@gig_itty_gig @KHarveyProctor @scott_mills @BBC The teen could have been an adult at the time The allegations could have been false None of us know the facts yet, other than he wasn’t prosecuted. And now he’s sacked. This story is far from finished

I am deeply concerned by the @scott_mills story, following his sacking by @BBC. Mills was allegedly investigated by the Metropolitan Police, with a file handed to the CPS who decided there was insufficient evidence to prosecute. If an individual can be investigated, cleared of prosecution due to insufficient evidence, & still face professional ruin, then we are entering dangerous territory. Institutions must be very careful not to substitute due process with reputational expediency. Justice cannot operate on suspicion alone, nor can fairness be preserved if allegations—untested in a court of law—are treated as proof. We must ask ourselves: are we upholding justice, or quietly dismantling it?

@zarahsultana @HoCStandards is this an acceptable comment from an MP?

Abolish the monarchy.

@gig_itty_gig @KHarveyProctor @scott_mills @BBC Absolutely but he’s guilty of no wrong doing in the eyes of the law. The public will have a different view and his card must now be marked His legal team are probably rubbing their hand together

@CaptainSlippers @KHarveyProctor @scott_mills @BBC The fact a file went to CPS there must have been some corroboration, otherwise it simply would have been NFA’d…

Apparently Scott Mills criticised Claudia. Claudia!!

@FrancisChipp Cyrillic Regis and his son Bognor were equally as good

John Barnes and Harvey Barnes will never be topped as the best father and son in English football, both FA Cup winners, both England internationals, and both scored goals in the Champions League

@zcelticboy @KTHopkins you’ve twisted this completely. It’s like a list of the top 3 SPL teams ever. Kilmarnock - far from the best Celtic- probably the best Elgin City - never been in the SPL You’ve brought the sexuality and hate into it. You’re the horrible person

@KTHopkins Translation: Spews hate very fucking loudly. Katie, hun, you have no fucking idea how much OUR cherished gay icon Victoria Wood would take you down for coming for our other gay icons Rosie Jones and Eddie Izzard. You cannot divide us, you horrible person.

*COUGHS VERY FUCKING LOUDLY* ……

@xAlexTHFC It’s a quality ground. It’s just filled with shite

What a fucking shithole of a ground 🤢🤮

@Passizle @RockyAtotheK But he’s massive!

@RockyAtotheK AI slop. Guy carrying a steel door by himself...

I want one. 😎

@LeeFMc83 totally agree it was another fortunate result. But winners grind out results when they’re not playing well, so the experts on the telly tell us! All fans are happy with 3 points regardless. Except those on X Wonderful goal though

@LeeFMc83 As the first goal for a 16 year old it was special. It was only an open goal cos your keeper fucked up (again) and Dowman made your defence look totally incompetent

Why am I still hearing Arsenals second goal referred to as a ‘wonder goal’? It was quite literally an open goal after our keeper went up for a corner. Any semi competent professional footballer scores that, Jesus wept 😂

@jfazli @Footballtweet That’s London. So it’s the river Nile And it’s Barcelona’s stadium

@Footballtweet That's obviously Everton FC with the famous River Mersey there on the left. Hence why they call Everton vs Liverpool the "Merseyside Derby" #easyquestions

Can you recognise which stadium this is from the air? 🤔✈️

Shame Ricky Gervais wasn’t available. This bloke stinks #Oscars