Captain Thief
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Captain Thief
@CaptainThiefLP
Just a guy with varied interests. Makes LPs, attempting to learn how to art. Wish me luck!
Katılım Nisan 2014
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@KnawLynx Is THAT what it means? I've been trying to decipher it all month. Thanks!
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@Bronymon_ Can we get a “PLEASE Babe, stop making Starfox memes” meme? No idea who the not-Bronymon character would be though.
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@lordvictor Future historians will see that and think it’s some weird religious cult thing.
Then they’ll visit your marble tomb for some sanity.
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No thanks. I want a huge marble tomb the size of a town, maintained in perpetuity by virgin girls and eunuch priests.
Cjay@ced_jayy
the biodegradable burial pod turns your body into a tree
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@Bronymon_ I’m waiting for 5 “must have” games to go on the Switch 2 before I consider getting one. To avoid fighting I’ll avoid posting which ones are/aren’t in that category, but it’s not 5. Not yet.
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People keep warning me about the price increase, encouraging me to get it now.
Are y’all not aware that Nintendo will be offering a game bundle to offset the cost?
Bronymon@Bronymon_
It calls to me like the Green Goblin mask…
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@JadeAtrophis This is the opposite of the “seagull knocks over the chess board and preens like it won.” She went to the seagull’s roost and arranged twigs in some random order and declared victory in a game the seagull wasn’t even playing.
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"I threw Tumblr prose at a moron I found and he didn't know what I was talking about.
I win."
Brooke from Let’s Not Date@TheLetsNotDate
Men use sexuality to intimidate, to frighten, to unsettle. I use it as a language. Turning their favorite weapon into their discomfort is one of my favorite games. It is their turn now.
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@jacob_jacuzzi @WurzelRoot Family Matters, featuring Circle
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@WurzelRoot saved by the circle
steve cirkle
boy meets circle
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indian kids are drawing 95% perfect circles while ur kids are at a sleepover so now we can't have a country anymore
aka@akafaceUS
Bro is the master of drawing circles.
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The decline in MMOs started because all the 14 yr old boys grew up and got jobs and they weren't interesting enough for the next generation of 14 yr old boys. They pivoted to women because they mostly like dress up/housing which are easy to make and spam their cash shops with
Jacky the Frost 🇺🇸@king_of_games34
The MMO is a dying genre for a reason. Younger people generally dont have the attention span or are too adverse to social interaction these days to play them.
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@mattforney @aaron_clarey can tell you, it’s a bit boring I heard.
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Why are people fleeing Wyoming but not the surrounding states? It's not weather (Montana is colder). Wyoming has a pretty strong economy: oil/gas/resources extraction/tourism.
arctotherium@arctotherium42
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@Drop_N_Run Started reading this to the smashmouth allstar song
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A boomer once told me that I personally ruined the music industry because I think Queen is overrated
🦉Hootz🐍🇵🇸@YngviCom
in the mid 2010s there was a conspiracy to try and convince people that bohemian rhapsody was the greatest song ever made
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