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Come and visit my valley! It's gorgeous here. #cederbergwilderness #rocklandsvalley #climbing #bouldering

@OneDayOnlycoza That is DEFINITELY a kitchen mixer of some sort

It's day 3, what's inside is a mystery! Tell us what you think we've wrapped up. Guess correctly and you'll be in the running to win a R1000 voucher to shop! We'll randomly pick a winner from all correct answers and announce at the end of the day.

It's our birthday week & nobody loves a party game more than us! You're invited to play our 5 day birthday giveaway guessing game. This is how it works: every day we'll give you something to guess, we'll randomly choose a winner from all correct answers and they'll WIN a voucher!

Voice your opposition to the River Club redevelopment - preserve environment and heritage - Sign the Petition! chng.it/kQ5zpfH4 via @Change #maketheliesbeekmatter #sacredriver #stoptheconcrete #stopamazon

For once I want to fall together.

Too good to not RT. Also - hi Twitter, it's been a minute.

@taxifyapp I need assistance please left phone in vehicle on Saturday night and have received no luck through any channels

Kaaaathunk! Yep: the Moop Map 2018 has landed >> goo.gl/JSniAv Dig into it, check it out, and bring a maid's outfit next year for the Maid Parade! #LeaveNoTrace #AfrikaBurn2018

@MTNzaService airtime balance is positive and yet I'm unable to male outgoing calls? Just cuts off and says 'call ended'. Please assist

Day Zero is when this guy murders everyone.

CAPE TOWN! i’m giving away a few tickets to the show at spier amphitheatre on feb 17th on my site….more info HERE: amandapalmer.net/tour/win-ticke…

@amandapalmer Lekker!

Hey @amandapalmer, wanna have a lekker time in Cape Town on Friday? To enable art in the desert? facebook.com/events/5847782… @anib can vouch, I'm sure :D x

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Win Double Tickets To Origin 2018 & A CD From NANO Records psymedia.co.za/win-origin-201… #Win #Psymedia #Origin2018 #OriginFestival via @psymedia_za @nanorecords

Just ate a tube of Pringles. My mission to keep my weight at 69 continues.

Every time media relegate African tragedies to p4 while shootings in the West dominate front pages we diminish the value of African lives

I wonder how many people have chucked bags of weed in the bins of disabled toilets in airports due to sudden fits of paranoia.

Mermaids are out. Banshees are in. We're gonna wear black, hang out in a bog and shriek to herald the death of those who have wronged us.

@anib I did the same thing. Does this mean we're growing up? I don't wanna, I'm scared.

Liberal white people always so ready to revert to racist defaults in defence of animals