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@trinick @JoeySlither @Liz5833 @Twisted_Abyss @Awk20000 You're poor you don't have the agency to pick your food

@JoeySlither @Liz5833 @Twisted_Abyss @Awk20000 You were a kid and didn’t have the agency to pick your own food

Caleb Hammer on those paying $20 per lunch to get fast food “Pack a sandwich”

@trinick @Awk20000 This is like 10 sandwiches what do you meeeeeeaaannnn

@Awk20000 It’s literally so much more expensive to make a sandwich yourself and there’s so much food waste.

@jasonwhitlock web.archive.org/web/2007060806…

In 2007, I wrote about LeBron James 48 point game against the Pistons in the ECF. I called the game 48 Special. I believe I wrote it for ESPN Page 2. It appears to be wiped from the internet. I can only find Bill Simmons mentioning it, not the actual column. $100 if you find it.

@garonnevik Best dog i've ever had, hands down.

Bessie update. She was intended to be an outside only dog, and we’ve had both outside only and inside/outside dogs before. We currently don’t have chickens for her to watch, so the lack of work outside is disorienting to her. This girl HATES to be alone and she’s such a baby, I decided to potty train her, and keep her close just so she could not be scared. She might be the smartest dog we’ve ever had. Such a fast learner!! We got her on Saturday, and since then she’s had 2 small accidents inside, and now she barks to go outside to the bathroom. Great Pyrenees can learn commands, but they prioritize reading the room over obeying commands. Some call that stubborn. It’s been one of the reasons I love this breed, and this is the 3rd GP we’ve had—they just know what to do without me having to tell them. They study situations and patterns and act accordingly. She’s chewing a lot, but that’s just a puppy and she’s starting to even self-redirect to her stuffy when we say “no” to something else. She’ll probably need a lot of space and be more outside when she’s bigger, as her breed tends to need. But for now, she stays close. Even on the leash outside, she never leaves my side or strains away from me. Also, she hates any temperature over 65°F, and sits but the vent on hardwood if possible if it’s even a couple degrees hotter.

@panthers_nation I was there for that game!

Almost caught an assault charge after this. 17-0 lead btw

WE TOLERATE NO MAHOMES SLANDER OVER HERE! Jokes aren’t even acceptable

@ModerateNGood @Chiefs315 @SamMcDowell11 Sounds like a job for a good WR coach...

@Chiefs315 @SamMcDowell11 He can’t catch. Has a big drop problem & has weak play strength. You’d want a guy at 6’5 to be good at contested catches but he’s not. Can’t deal with physicality at all. Still agree he’d be worth a dart throw in the late rounds but he’s more of an athlete than a football player

Chiefs UDFAs, per source: Jeff Caldwell, Cincinnati, WR, Xavier Nwankpa, Iowa, safety Wesley Bissainthe, Miami, LB John Michael Gyllenborg, Wyoming, TE Vincent Anthony Jr., Duke, Edge

@TheBlademaker Chefs knife!

We’ll already have to give 2 away. Reply Bowie if you want the Bowie. Reply Chefs knife if you want the chefs knife. Will pick the winners as soon as I finish the blades. Will post progress.

@terrybythebay @OnReturning @jessesingal San Jose just won an affordability award???

@OnReturning @jessesingal The East Bay is mostly nice. Marin is paradise. San Jose just won an affordability award.

If you spend any time in California you become a jerk who can't shut up about how beautiful it is, and I'm trying to avoid that, but I did 89 --> 395 --> Mammoth Lakes and OH MY GOD. I don't really understand how places like this can exist.

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?

@IamTHEAndrew @CensorshipsGay @Angela61597861 @amuse @sethmoulton @grok What if....and hear me out...there is literal video and photo evidence showing it was a failed Iranian strike that landed in its own town killing its own people?

@CensorshipsGay @Angela61597861 @amuse @sethmoulton @grok If we did it on purpose then it's terrible and terrifying. If we did it on accident that's terrible and might not be forgivable. If it was them then the same. The shitty part is that there are so many liars that it's going to be impossible for most of us to really know for sure.

Temporary ceasefire or not, Trump already committed an impeachable offense. Congress needs to get back to work and remove him from office before he does more damage to our country and the world.

Hey @grok were men or women burned at the stake more throughout history? Please consider more than just witch accusations and include heresy and treason (the male version). Also, include statistics on the male alternative to burning in cultures that did burn more women than men, such as drawing and quartering (a much more graphic and horrible way to die)

@JaxJacksonw1fk @5megmaflickr @Based_Mr_L Burnings were common form of execution, but predominantly reserved for women in European history. I understand that men were executed as men generally committed more crimes. Still remaining underrepresented in burning specifically. Be honest with yourself.

Name a single woman burned by Christians for "knowing math". Go ahead, idiot.

@aufheben_njoyer @Ladyluck007 @Based_Mr_L You recall incorrectly. Her murder was political.

@Ladyluck007 @Based_Mr_L iirc the justification was that she was a woman and educated ie knew math and other sciences

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨 RT to win a signed @Kenneth_Walker9 jersey, hot off the press!

@bedouinballer @antemodernist @kaylee_ashlynn Yeah no. Google was, in fact, free. youtu.be/H0AvSe2pqr8?si…

@antemodernist @kaylee_ashlynn Opposite actually. Animal has to be slaughtered in a humane way and live a certain lifestyle as opposed most non halal meats. Google is free tho

Chef Sun in McKinney, Texas is a Muslim friendly, halal Chinese restaurant that offers prayer mats to Muslims, and more.

@mnmcsofgp @ShahanshahCyrus How do leaders lead when no one knows they're the leader?

@ShahanshahCyrus The smart thing would be to name a leader and just not tell anyone, though you have to presume the Israelis/US would figure it out pretty quick. At least you have plausible deniability when they get nuked.

They’re not even confirming if there is a new Ayatollah anymore. If you ask them who their leader is now they just look at you like this

@sneako Brother I barely train and I could KO you in 2 minutes. Sean was holding back. This ego is why he embarrassed you at the end when he decided to put forward a little effort.

I fought a UFC champion 70lbs heavier than me without getting dropped because Islam gives you strength not found in the gym

Just look at Trump’s face, all the arrogance gone, no pride left, looks scared and nervous from inside. He thought Iran would have surrendered by now and he would be boasting about it everywhere, instead the Iranians put up a fight that no one saw coming. Man has bitten off more than he can chew and he knows it. Lesson : Never underestimate anyone.

@Ox0000dEaD @Ronin0165 @capeandcowell No one is asking you to participate in the Iran war. Thats how small of players you are on the world stage. What could you do? Bring America's last generation of military might that you bought from the bargain bin? Stay home and worry about your own invaded homelands.

@CarcinogenLG @Ronin0165 @capeandcowell Yes, americans was even against independence to many countries in 1991. No one is saying obligated, europe isn't obligated to participate in Iran war too, right?

Remember when they called Trump crazy for wanting Greenland. And then the UK and Spain refused America the use of military bases

@Ox0000dEaD @Ronin0165 @capeandcowell Thanks to Americans? We had no obligation to save any of you from Russia. This is why i'm calling you an ungrateful leech lmao.

@CarcinogenLG @Ronin0165 @capeandcowell Half of continent speaks russians thanks to americans. And yeah as I said in first tweet you only exist because we told everyone america is scary lmao. And you will know that soon.