Homer Bailey

Who would’ve thought Reds Legend Michael Lorenzen would hit the Americans harder than the Ayatollah

@PiratesSoldier @EllyDeLaMuse Never seen someone cuck this hard

@EllyDeLaMuse They’ll finish ahead of both of us in the standings. Pipe down. Know your place in the basement with us.

Kyle Schwarber hiding from the Reds because he knows he picked the wrong team is HILARIOUS

@UDCincyFan Elly needed a day off in the field

Drawing positions from a deck of cards is a great way to keep things fair and relaxed in Major League Baseball

@CBoxSports 😂😂😂 he was really good, he’s blown every game he’s pitched in since May. Get out of the dugout

Terry Francona on the bullpen: “I thought Ashcraft was actually pretty, I mean he was actually really good.” #Reds

@cowboyreece @CBoxSports No it wasn’t

@CBoxSports It literally doesn’t matter right now who they bring in. Same result every time. Leaving Ashcraft in was the right move at the time.

Nick and Trace question Tito’s decision to leave Ashcraft in the game instead of turning to Brock Burke.

@Nati_Sports You would think that they would be good at doing something, nope just good at losing

Inb4 another 'MASSIVE HAUL!!' like they got for Luis Castillo Both players, 4 yrs later, still playing in AAA Nick Krall is embarrassing. I am praying that he is gone before this day comes. No hope until then.

@CincyProblems @WINCINNATI_ Tito FrancDumbass refuses to put in a lefty when he has his best guy warmed up just to leave a guy in who’s blown every game he’s been in since the start of May. Can’t wait for Tito to say this game was “pretty tough”. Loser ownership, loser FO, loser management

welp

@Reds @PNCBank The fuck are we doing 😂😂😂

Back at it in Philly Powered by @PNCBank

@SleeperReds Reminds me of someone

Elly is having a career season that’s being overshadowed by everyone else just sucking

@RyanOwens95770 @OpoyChase True, really just upset about the bullpen

@CardiacReds @OpoyChase Abbotts been good of late

Another bases loaded walk

@BaseballWRLD_ Absolutely nothing, can confirm I watched

What were the mid-2010’s Reds doing

@Reds @PNCBank This lineup FUCKS #BANGGGGGGGG 🔥

Happy Mother's Day ❤️ Powered by @PNCBank

@JayCuda Fucking knew it

the cincinnati reds before & after spirit airlines shut down

@BjorkToHell @Nati_Sports He just gets up there and gets himself into an 0-2 count every time

@Nati_Sports It was so easy to boo Tyler Stephenson too. Dude doesn’t have an approach

Bases loaded 1 out Noooooooooooooooooooothing And the boos ring out at Great American Ballpark, rightfully so

@whodeypain @CBoxSports Ur eyes are not deceiving you 😭

@CBoxSports The cubs series haunts us all that i see chc in the picture

Nick Lodolo returns to the mound on Friday. #Reds

@OpoyChase Getting 2014-2017 vibes from this team rn

There’s only 2 requirements needed in order to play for the Cincinnati Reds 1. You must have an IQ below 60 2. You must be unable to throw a strike

@Nati_Sports Crazy how quickly they forgot they had 108 years of dogshit teams

All of those playoff wins and you still don’t have as many World Series trophies as the Cincinnati Reds…

@remarks Tell your employees this

JUST IN: Chipotle CEO says customers should "just ask" if they want more food. "If you want more, just ask the team member. I promise you there's never a team member on that line that's going to say no."

@philcastelllini @Cubs Excellent work Phil!

Tonight we’re trotting out a “petty” good lineup with a total value of $30.5m That’s $5m less than the @Cubs Alex Bregman is making just this year. This is superior payroll management! You’re welcome for such fiscal responsibility !