Chaim Time

Build the statue I’ve seen enough already #stlcards

Ok nobody overreact now we’re 2 games in #stlcards

@PapaPoles Beautiful

@CardsFan1919 JW cashed a $7.5 to $115 bet today

I would have lost my goddamn mind if JJ got that over the wall #forthelou #stlcards

@PapaPoles The entire offense is fucking goated this is awesome

@CardsFan1919 Jordan Walker is the goat

@Timelville @RobertStock6 This is one of the more braindead AI takes I’ve ever read

@RobertStock6 Ai rebroadcasting will be the future. Just need MLB Gameday feeding a model that recreates the game in real time, just generated video using player likeness and play-by-play data.

If you wanted to stream every MLB game, do you realistically have to pay a subscription to every streaming service on the market? Is that the above-board answer?

@joshjaco98 bUT NeLsON VElasQuEz

Chaim received loud cheers as he was announced. Very different feel from the last few years!

That Walker catch was scary #stlcards

It’s been 3 pitches and I’ve already seen a mental miscue (Burly should never get that far off 1st, JJ woulda had that), and a passed ball… oh boy #forthelou #stlcards

@PapaPoles @CarlsBeef -250 I take Skenes

@CardsFan1919 @CarlsBeef You give me odds

@CarlsBeef is this not good value?

@PapaPoles @CarlsBeef At what odds will you wager that Skenes ends the year wil a lower ERA

@CardsFan1919 @CarlsBeef Skenes ERA: 67.50 Horton ERA: 0.00 I’m seated

@PapaPoles @CarlsBeef I maintain my position

@CardsFan1919 @CarlsBeef ????

@AdamAkbani And 2 other hard hit balls that weren’t straight into the ground for Walker!!!

28th Spring Training game notes: -Jordan Walker launched a HR. Hopefully, this momentum carries over into the season -Luis Gastelum had 3 Ks in 1 IP. He looks to play a major role in the bullpen this year -Nathan Church had another 2B. He'll get plenty of PT in 2026

@TJStats More Kyle Leahy Propaganda plz

My 2026 MLB Bold Predictions for each team

@jmjones Jeff, do you see any indications of whether they will be going with one person at closer to start the season or closer by committee?

Spring training is a time for answering questions, or at least getting closer to some of those answers. There are a few still in the wind for the Cardinals as camp winds down, and they are substantial:

@RedbirdFarmhand Kyle Leahy is gonna have the best season of any cardinals SP

Excited to watch Kyle Leahy pitch tonight. Will be interested to see how the stuff holds up as we get into the 60s and 70s on the pitch count

@PapaPoles Is the message that we’re led by retards or what

Fucking $3.49 this is horseshit. Are you owning the libs hard enough yet?? @PapaPoles

@RedbirdFarmhand Should Walker start the season in AAA? He looks like he’s changed nothing, swing decisions are just as bad as before

I thought it was going to be an uphill battle for Velazquez to make the roster. Safe to say he’s climbed that hill at bit

I think you start the season with Walker in Memphis #forthelou #stlcards