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@grtdane @Arrogance_0024 9/11 never forget. Unless it suites your agenda. Then fuck those 2k people that died that day I guess.

@Arrogance_0024 Well if Europe is attacked by Iran (ahd that's quite possible) then they only have themselves to blame, what a great way to thank the US for saving them in WWII.

Why did NATO allies follow Bush in Iraq but refuse to follow Trump in Iran? What exactly has changed? What is the "problem" now? Or should I rather say: WHO is the problem??

@RickTheEngraver @AngelMD1103 I use PICNIC for these. Problem in chair not in computer.

@AngelMD1103 PEBCAK. It was almost always PEBCAK. That would have billed as a half day minimum, notes would have flagged future on site calls at 8 hour minimum. Invoice may have included Asshole surcharge.

This got awkward FAST… ⚖️ During a remote court hearing, an IT technician tried to fix an audio issue and casually joked it was a “false alarm.” But the judge didn’t take it lightly at all—he immediately asked to speak to the technician’s supervisor. What seemed like a small comment quickly turned into a tense moment in court. Do you think the judge overreacted, or should professionalism be taken that seriously in a setting like this?

@madi_miller05 @pykmku Crazy part is, morning wood doesn't always mean sexually aroused. They just aren't going to waste an opportunity if one presents its self.

@pykmku Probably not the exact way but I guess I'd say yes, both genders wake up needing a lil something, speaking for myself I almost can't tell cause I'm always ready for a ses !on since my first experience no matter what time of the day, it's part of my job yk

is there a morning wood equivalent for pussies?

@EricLDaugh So the war on terror was not coming to your rescue then? When multiple countries fought because you were attack? And if we are talking about Iran now, are you doing that poorly in that war that you need rescuing? Big old US of A can't handle Iran with the help of Is real?

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just dropped a truth nuke on American "allies" and the UK "WE come to their rescue, but they will NEVER come to ours. And I want you to remember that we said this, they didn't come to our rescue! Now they all want to help when they're annihilated!" "The other side is annihilated. They said, 'we'd love to send ships.' They actually made a statement, a couple of them, that we want to get involved when the war's over..." "...No, it's supposed to get involved with the war's BEGINNING or even before it begins!" "We had the UK say that 'we'll send,' this is three weeks ago, 'we'll send our aircraft carriers,' which aren't the best aircraft carriers, by the way, they're toys compared to what we have, but 'we'll send our aircraft carrier when the war's over.'" 😭 "I said, oh, that's wonderful. Thank you very much. Don't bother. We don't need it. And we don't need it. We don't need them!"

@kurokamiqual @Solheim_YT @clippedszn Also, that's just the bill he got. 300k to one person for a floor, multiplied by the number of people, that's millions just for a floor repair.

@Solheim_YT @clippedszn Just because he only read out 3 doesn’t mean it was only 3 and also he could be saying faze made millions off of them which could be true as well

FaZe owners are asking ex-members Lacy, Silky, Plaqueboymax, JasonTheWeen & Adapt to pay MILLIONS in damages 😳 4th of July party - $5,000 Minecraft stream - $22,000 Floor repairs for FaZe house - $300,000

@taydertot Its a good job fridges have glass shelves. Otherwise you would never know what's on the top shelf.

Moms back on the other site 😤

I have connected to the public WiFi at my local pub. People tell me my kidneys will be sold on the black market because of it. How screwed am I?

@UK_Daniel_Card I stay in my house at all times. Can't track where I go if I don't go anywhere!

mother of god...... what is this nonsense...

@UK_Daniel_Card In COD online, your team mate can put a claymore on your drone you get for a kill/score streak which then becomes a suicide drone. That's essentially the same thing but the devs didn't intend that to be done.

Has anyone made a mil sim game that features drones in line with modern drone warfare?

@Cappyarmy You want to start a defensive pact with a country who are in the middle of being invaded by Russia? You would instantly get dragged in to sending troops over and it would likely escalate to levels of unrecoverable proportions. Do you have a my critical thinking skills?

Ukraine is supporting American military operations against Iran more than NATO countries are. We should leave NATO and start an alliance with only Ukraine. No new friends.

@UK_Daniel_Card Let's build a kill switch on phones that fully fucks the phones to completely stop crime. Criminals: great, now my phone can't be used for evidence after triggering it.

I think some people should learn how this stuff works and how the crime works…. Drive out crime….. 😂

@JoeskeeBroskee @thekitze Your houses don't last 100 years in a lot of cases. My local pub dates back to 1190's. My friends local pub is from the late 1400's. My aunts house is older than your country. Your frames and structures are not as strong as everywhere else. Wish I had drywall walls though.

@thekitze I know it's hard to learn your people are ass backwards from an American. Don't hang your head friend.. it's only because we are better than you in every way.

it never gets old to watch americans on youtube either drill or slice and open a wall in their house like it's made from cake 💀 cartoon ahh houses

@yeahshewrites @mildlyamused0 NHS patient suddenly realises why 2/3 US bankruptcies contain medical debt. It is the leading cause of bankruptcies in the US specifically for this reason. Every medication is extortionately priced, not to mention procedures. We just don't see it.

@mildlyamused0 Excuse me how much?! 💀

Right so what exactly are we supposed to do if this vaccine was not and isn’t offered to us on the NHS? Am I missing something here?

@tommysantos14 Not sure if you know this or not, but Trump raising the prices for everything in the world by fucking around with the stock markets/tariffs, while simultaneously insulting and threatening allies, will not be simply forgotten by allies when he is gone.

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

@AdvRKmathur @Terror_Alarm 100% a message. Trump is pissed and wants to drag EU into the war so making it look like Iran are targeting them.

@Terror_Alarm EU says it won’t get involved. Hours later, a strike hits where EU officials are present. Coincidence or message?

🚨🇪🇺🇮🇷 This morning, the EU announced it will not join the war or help the US reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Tonight, an Iranian drone hit Baghdad’s Al-Rashid Hotel, striking the floor hosting the EU delegation and several European diplomatic offices.

@80_mcswan I think they should be restricted the same as rifles. .22lr semi autos aloud, the rest being any calibre revolver (bolt action in rifles). Must be a member of a club or have legal land to shoot them. Must declare what each calibre is required for. Etc.

Nigel Farage has said that the handgun ban in the UK is ridiculous. The ban was introduced after the tragedy of Dunblane. His comments are a disgrace and an insult to all those who lost their lives at Dunblane. The ban must never be reversed.

@BirdiesRants @Moonlight_myths Depends on order of events IMO. Did he get jealous, switch up and then she dropped Dad because of how he is behaving or is he behaving this way because she dropped Dad? Someone is being a dick here and the other is reacting. We don't know who though

Yes, you're wrong. This man chose to be her father for 21 years raising, loving, and providing when he had zero obligation. He was Dad in every real way. Then her bio father (who abandoned her and went to prison) reappears, and she instantly drops “Dad” for his first name. That’s not a small edit. It’s her saying: “You were the stand-in. Biology wins.” He didn’t ditch her out of petty ego. She redefined the relationship first he just accepted the new reality she created. If he’s no longer “Dad” to her, why keep acting like one financially and emotionally? After 21 years of being chosen, he got told he was replaceable the moment the other guy showed up. Most people would pull back too. She’s an adult. She made her choice. Choices have consequences. Defending her while calling him the bad guy ignores the real hurt:

My husband raised my daughter since she was 7. She's 28 now and always called him "dad." Then her real father got out of prison and came back into her life. Suddenly my husband got jealous. She stopped calling him dad, started using his first name, and he completely switched up. He ignores her now, pulled out of co-signing her car, and said her "real dad" should handle it. Imagine raising a child for 20+ years just to throw her away over pride. Is love really that conditional? Now I'm stuck playing mediator in a family being torn apart by ego. Am I wrong for being disgusted by his behavior?

@AstonishingLoki @xyzabcrgb @ajanraj25 @Little_34306 Gods problem child appears to be gods smart child in this scenario. Wait until the commenter discovers he can stop walking in circle when he figures out his right leg also moves.

@xyzabcrgb @ajanraj25 @Little_34306 By keeping the hand with the phone still while moving the hand with the camera?

Privacy screen actually exist on iOS?!

@MrPitbull07 You left them a 100% tip given the bill was $0.00

We stayed at a hotel and went to the free breakfast buffet. There's an omelet bar but the line is so long we just ignored it and served ourselves (bagels, fruit, yogurt, juice, etc). Imagine our surprise when we were halfway through eating and a staff member puts this on the table without a word and walks away. The "free" buffet "costs" $20 each but there's a "discount" because it's free. We seated ourselves, served ourselves, and cleaned up after ourselves. Why in the world would we leave a tip? Credit: Romina Olivera

@Nyxpip You drove through an immigration raid? Why so much ICE on your car?

The ice on my car was so thick it just broke my fucking scraper. Someone build a rodent sized electrical chair, that mother fucker Phil needs to pay