Carl!

THEY DID IT!

Fox hates its viewers.

In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected. Legend.

Walt Weiss has a decision to make. He either has to get ejected in tonight’s game or the first home game back in Atlanta. It’s what Bobby would’ve wanted.

The W stands for "Why?"

Never one to give ASU credit for anything but hitting the smoke machine on Bill Self after he’s been ejected is incredible work by that arena worker

Everyone just wants something to be mad about.

No, KT shouldn't have been on the bench when he got hurt. You're down two scores with 2 minutes left on the clock -- definitely nearing /fin but not over by any means. If KT hits a big play and the defense holds, buckle up.

This might just be Lane Kiffin's year.

Everybody knows the Duke Bowl of Mayonnaise is for the national title belt. Respect my decision to prepare for a title run.

@brahthe We're rolling out to go avenge The Sanchize, right?

Did not have stranded at OCH at 4 a.m. on my bingo card, but here I am.

Let's gooooooooooooo!

Imagine the feeling of writing either of the modern-day bangers that are the songs used for the U.S. and U.K. Office themes.

This, all day.

@MrStephenHowson Yank here reading ESPN reports about potential "£55 million ($75m)" for Elanga and "€65 million ($76.6m)" deal for Gyökeres. I'm not good at math or currency conversions - and nothing against AE - but how are these two within miles of each other in valuation?

@brahthe is dancing in the streets.

Kid is playing some skateboarding game on Xbox with "Ace of Spades" blaring. My job is complete.

Totally normal, stable performance by MUFC.