Just a shelter dog

@rocknrollofall Any Tuesday night show of the Jerry Garcia Band at the Warfield, so, yeah

Can you name a better live guitar solo? You can't. 3-minutes straight goosebumps in every note.

Gun to your head name a reason to live

@dieworkwear The dog makes the narrative

Me now that Brent crude oil is 50% more expensive

@svhibe lol "loved ones"

the saddest part about Trump’s death is that he will die peacefully of old age on the warmest bed in the fanciest house surrounded by his loved ones and his goons after spending his entire life committing every sin in the book unpunished and that will be it.

@cyyynosure @wholelif3 Lilikoʻi is controversial, no doubt. But more haters mean more for me, so it's all good.

@wholelif3 Passion fruit, like what are you so passionate about??

They say mango is serious about being a fruit (no arguments from me ofc) but I want to know, what are the fruits that AREN’T serious about being fruits??

bananas don’t gaf literally edible for like half a day before being gross. the loadbearer of smoothies being their only saving grace

@ThereWBBourbon @gggiants Unpopular opinion: The retirements of Krook & Kipe are so overdue, any reason to keep them off the air is a good one; I listen to the radio with the TV on mute regardless. And I'll never pay for Netflix anyway.

@gggiants Thank God for the mute button and KNBR

This is going to be the worst broadcast of all time

@BubbaChilds @Great_AZCatsby @TheFieldOf68 Maybe the coach is hinting at the UC cap on $ to players being the same kind of unlawful restraint of trade that stopping NIL was originally held to be (cf. NCAA v. Alston, 594 U.S. 69 (2021)).

@Great_AZCatsby @TheFieldOf68 I don’t think you realize how stuff works with ucla. They are very limited on how much money they can spend because UC put a limitation. They also make ucla pay 10 mill a year to UC Berkeley

“I’d like about 5 more million (dollars).” Mick Cronin on what needs to change for UCLA to get out of the first weekend going forward.

@kevin_deck68714 @TheRickWilson x.com/LionidusN/stat…

Kinda hard to say Trump "Always" Chickens Out after he used bunker busters last year to destroy Irans underground nuke capability, took out Maduro, killed all of the Iranian leadership, full-scaled attacked Iran and initiated hundreds of $Billions in tariffs. He is unpredictable but any foreign adversary relying on him to Chicken Out every time will probably find himself dead.

The Art of Retreat: This TACO about shaky markets and bad polling, not Iran. againstallenemies.net/p/the-art-of-r…

@ForecasterEnten Harry so desperately wants to be @SteveKornacki it's embarrassing.

John Fetterman's had a 108 pt drop in his net approval with PA Dems since 2023. His net rating is -40 pt net approval with them. His net popularity with his own party is worse than all senators who lost a primary this century. There's no historical analog to his unpopularity.

@RobertAOeser @realDonaldTrump @netanyahu As in today's column, the quote you post requires exactly one word for Tommy to mention himself. I only read him until the first I/me/mine, so today it was quick.

@realDonaldTrump @netanyahu “I learned early on that it is never a good idea for a nation to strip an enemy so naked of its dignity that it feels that it has nothing left to lose. It usually comes back to haunt you." — Thomas L. Friedman

Can’t say I’m surprised but the menswear guy being implicitly in favor of pajamas in public is pretty clear proof that he does not have any real principles and should be ignored

@davidgaw @John_Hudson @NoahCRothman That’s like saying, Come up with a plan to make water flow uphill.

@John_Hudson @NoahCRothman The appropriate response should have been: we pay you to find solutions, not identify problems. Come back with a plan that will oust the entrenched military and clerical establishment. Let's see that follow up report.

NEW: A classified report by the National Intelligence Council, representing the collective wisdom of America's 18 intelligence agencies, found that even a large-scale assault on Iran would be unlikely to oust its entrenched military and clerical establishment 🧵

@YannikHehemann @michaeljburry Instead Apple is getting the same thing from Google for all of a 5% discount on Google’s annual payment to Apple for being the default search engine on iPhones.

@michaeljburry Buying Anthropic would cost Apple at least 600 billion. Pretty expensive.

@historyrock_ Has he ever played a melody?

Do you like Joe Satriani?

@SUPERSTISM Pretty sure it has done that for years, including pre-Elno

every time i post a photo twitter kills the quality by like 40% is this happening to anyone else

@GriggyGro @MonkeyMph @SophiaCai99 @politico So providing context and reporting facts are “opinion.” Aristotle was right: Humans are too stupid to govern themselves.

@CarlosNatural2 @MonkeyMph @SophiaCai99 @politico No, that's what an opinion columnist does. I know modern media has confused you since it's 99% opinion columnists, but please do try to look these things up before professing something you don't know much about.

🚨NEW: Trump tells me in an interview that Iran “is running out of launchers” and that U.S. defense companies are “under emergency orders” to build weapons. Q: Is it too late for you to want to work with someone in the new government? "Nope, not too late. 49 were killed, don't forget, so that goes pretty deep, right? New ones are emerging. A lot of people want the job. Some of them would be very good. " “They’ll keep lobbing missiles for a while. They’re running out, and they're running out of areas to shoot them, because they're being decimated.” Q: You already heard that they're starting to run out? “Yeah, they're running out, and they're running out of launchers.”

“We have unlimited of the middle and upper middle ammunition and things. We save it and we build it.” “The defense companies are on a rapid tear to build the various things we need. They're rapid. They're under emergency orders. We’re making it fast, but we have unlimited, as stupid as Biden was, he didn't use it. We have unlimited of the middle and upper middle and it's unbelievable. He gave so much to PT Barnum, he gave him so much for free.” I also asked Trump if he wants Irans to come to the U.S. to play in the World Cup this year. Stay tuned! politico.com/news/2026/03/0…

@YoZiggyy @UNMLoboMBB “He has road”

@UNMLoboMBB idk whats more embarrassing this loss or the "howl list" have fun making these vs hawaii, utep, and uc davis LOL

Final from The Pit. UNM 74 - 82 CSU

@GriggyGro @MonkeyMph @SophiaCai99 @politico That’s what a stenographer does. A journalist puts things in context and looks out the window from time to time to see if it’s actually raining.

@MonkeyMph @SophiaCai99 @politico Yes that is what a journalist does. I hope your kindergarten teacher gives you a gold star for asking to go potty.

@sarcastic_hedgi @Dr_Gingerballs When was the last trillion dollar capex cycle that was written off?

@Dr_Gingerballs every capex cycle that doesn't pay off immediately gets written down to nothing tale as old as time

The world is not prepared for the complete write off of the AI bubble.