The Problem Child

#UFCMexico Raul Rosas explains why he couldn't go tonight.

California governor debate ranking: 1.) Steve Hilton. Obviously excellent on tv, very blunt. 2.) Chad Bianco: Gravitas as a sheriff. 3.) Xavier Becerra: Boring, loves illegal aliens. 4.) Katie Porter: Bland, irrelevant. 5.) Tom Steyer: Idiot. Total retard.

I have found a relic from the ancient times

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

These are the people who distribute money to the KKK. Fucking wild right

@phat3lvis @WarRoomArchives You'd get cooked you dumb bitch lol

@WarRoomArchives As an avid bird hunter and a man who spends a lot of time shooting clays, give me a shotgun, and no drone is safe from me. In fact, drone hunting looks a lot more fun than sporting clay.

Drone warfare has reached such a level that many fighters have lost hope of escaping or resisting. For example, the final strike on the barracks is terrifying.

@TheLucyShow1 Your job to set that teacher straight

So in grade school, my son, who is very good in math, used to do it all in his head, and the teacher used to give him bad grades because he didn’t show any work. And he would argue, why should I have to show work when it’s in my head? 🤣

Which method were you taught? 🤔

@vichissimo @CepnikMaciej You're probably the one your family refer to as el puto.

@CepnikMaciej This is actually a weird way to talk (I’m Mexican too btw). When I refer to my mom or dad when talking to my siblings, I don’t use the possessive because it’s obvious we share the same parents. I’ve always thought it’s weird some Mexicans do speak like that

Something I needed to get used to in the Spanish language is how Mexicans refer to relatives using the possessive form when speaking to another family member. Example A sister talking to her brother: “Fui a ver a mi mamá.” Translates to “I went to see my mom.” instead of “I went to see mom.”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

These types of grandmas will soon be extinct and we’ll be left with single old whores who don’t know how to boil water

A man on the street offers a 23-year-old addict named Jeremy an opportunity to get clean and leave the streets, and the young man accepts immediately, even dumping the bag of drugs he had planned to use later that night. My tax dollars should go to this, not Somalis.

@TheHitMan1776 @prinkasusa

@prinkasusa This happened to my girlfriend once in my car. I cleaned it up the best I could before I had to go pick up my wife. My wife didn’t even notice.

I started my period unexpectedly at work and bled through onto an office chair. I was mortified because my manager was a man. I told him, bracing for humiliation. You know what he did? He didn’t make me clean the stain while panicking. He quietly got cleaning supplies, took care of the chair, handed me his jacket to tie around my waist, made sure I had pads, and helped me find a change of clothes. No jokes. No disgust. No scene. He just made sure I was okay.

I am 41yrs old... 40s are crazy. Some people have 3yr olds, others have teens, others are grandparents. Some are dating 26yr olds others look like they are 60yrs. It looks like a confused group project.

@etherallvr We all been there

no one yearns harder than a latino man

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

Great Britain asking Mississippi to borrow $20

@fred4564567 @NorrinRadd4ever @WallStreetApes McCormick brand is a staple in Mexico

@NorrinRadd4ever @WallStreetApes I got some bad news for you McCormick to Acquire Cholula Hot Sauce | McCormick & Company, Inc. share.google/i5F6TffIBKW0A6…

The popular Tapatio Hot Sauce brand has been purchased by a private equity firm The family had never write the recipe down, it was always mixed in private by only people who knew it by memory The recipe had to be written down and given to the private equity firm so they could expand distribution out of California The Saavedra family had run the company for over 50 years out of Los Angeles The new private equity firm owned say there is a stronger demand for hotter hot sauces throughout America because of drugs like Ozempic GLP-1 weight-loss drugs apparently is caused people to crave more spice and taste in their meals “As users of Ozempic and other weight loss drugs demand more flavor than they used to”

My ex-wife is a different person after our divorce She was always debbie downer, putting bare minimum into herself and her dress. She was always stressed, one minute from a nervous breakdown. I'd tell her to relax and she'd get angry. I'd ask her what she needs from me, she'd throw a tantrum. We got divorced because I couldn't handle her issues, her hot and cold behavior. I saw her today at a mutual friend's wedding, she looks so different I didn't recognise her at first. She was the woman I dated in college again. Beautiful, funny and the center of the room. Why couldn't she be that woman for me? Why did it take me leaving for her to be herself again?

@flapprdotnet @GerardPerry13 Before they say anything

Mississippians looking at how poor Brits are:

@BowTiedPassport Texas tacos are fuckin trash

Los tacos en los estados de color verde oscuro son mejores que la mayoría de los tacos en México.