The Carnivore Comedian

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The Carnivore Comedian

@CarnivoreComedy

Exploring the funny side of the carnivore diet and all we go through while pushing back against those who would troll us.

Katılım Ekim 2022
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The Carnivore Comedian
The Carnivore Comedian@CarnivoreComedy·
I'm sorry, but I don't think I'd have that level of restraint. If I'm being assaulted you can expect that I will do what ever is necessary to end that assault regardless of the gender of my assailant, as the saying goes, "if you're going fight a man, then expect to be treated like one."
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Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
Never hit a woman. No matter what. That’s my opinion. But watching this video… was this man right for not hitting her back even in self-defense? x.com/MbarkCherguia/…
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Danny ⬆️ 💰 🧢 🥀
Danny ⬆️ 💰 🧢 🥀@DannyParkIRL·
@omoelerinjare1 Let’s be real that kid was gonna get it one day regardless cause she’s a fucking cunt. The father checked her, not ideal for a grown ass man to do it, but she prolly been less of a retard since
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NOLLY@omoelerinjare1·
A 42-year-old father, Robert Miller, was sentenced to two years of home confinement after punching a teenage girl who had been relentlessly bullying and humiliating his young son. According to the widely shared story, Miller was picking up his son from nursery/school when he witnessed or learned about the girl’s ongoing verbal abuse and humiliation toward the boy. In a moment of anger and protection, he confronted her and struck her. He was charged, pleaded in court, and received the house arrest/probation sentence instead of jail time. The case has gone viral, sparking heated debate: many sympathize with the father defending his child from a bully, while others argue that adults should never physically strike a minor, no matter the provocation, and stress that the law must apply equally.
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The Carnivore Comedian
The Carnivore Comedian@CarnivoreComedy·
@alphafox there does seem to be a size discrepancy, I think the Predator is much larger the a human. Not to take away from this clip.
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AlphaFox@alphafox·
AI has finally given us the fight scene we have all be asking for: 🙌
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𝙆𝘼𝙄𝙉/カイン
Released in 1990, Lady Battle Cop (女バトルコップ) was directed by Akihisa Okamoto and featured suit designs by Keita Amemiya.
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Val@TrumpsHurricane·
What does Kamala Harris’s New Logo resemble to you ??
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The Carnivore Comedian
The Carnivore Comedian@CarnivoreComedy·
That's not the Health Ambassador, that's the thing that ate the Health Ambassador.
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
This is not a joke! Meet 23-year-old Athika Ahmed, a Health Ambassador in Wales, UK. She advocates teaching young people to regularly check their bodies for signs of illness to help “prolong” their lives.
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annie@ohhanxiety·
Let me know when you see it
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The Carnivore Comedian
The Carnivore Comedian@CarnivoreComedy·
@AntiLeftMemes Is smoking a cigar some kind of crime? Jiminy Cricket, everything offends these people. Hopefully they will decide that air offends them and die.
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Paul Golding
Paul Golding@PaulGolding·
Muslim MMA fighter Ali Heibati kicked a ring girl before an MMA fight in Moscow, so Russian spectators kicked the shit out of him!
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NewsForce@Newsforce·
Isn't this illegal? 😂
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Who’s to blame for this accident - the truck or the semi? 🧐
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GoldenAge
GoldenAge@GoldenAgeUnfold·
She is facing attacks for standing strong for Charlie Kirk's Mission! If you stand with ERIKA KIRK. Put YES ✋
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Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Singing a song about Charlie Kirk being assassinated. Is there anything worse on planet Earth than a white liberal woman?
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The Carnivore Comedian
The Carnivore Comedian@CarnivoreComedy·
Yes you are the violent ones, you literally shot a man of peace for voicing his opinion and speaking about his faith. You are Hannibal Lecter in clown makeup as far as I'm concerned, and I don't think that I am alone in having that opinion. Either find God or find meds, either way you need help.
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Brandon@LibOrNormal·
Someone might want to keep an eye on this Transmission....
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FBI Salt Lake City@FBISaltLakeCity·
We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University. 1-800-CALL-FBI Digital media tips: fbi.gov/utahvalleyshoo…
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The Carnivore Comedian@CarnivoreComedy·
@thatstarwarsgrl OMFG! The depravity of these people knows no bounds. I can't think of a reason I would need a service like theirs, but if I ever do I will remember their name and avoid them.
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The Carnivore Comedian
The Carnivore Comedian@CarnivoreComedy·
@Becky_Weiss_ You're assuming they're human, they're not. These are demons that have crawled out of hell and took human form.
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Becky Weiss
Becky Weiss@Becky_Weiss_·
I have been mass deleting comments on IG of people celebrating. How far gone as a human being must you be to find yourself in a position celebrating an assassination attempt on someone who you simply disagree with politically? How far gone must you be?
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Tim Pool@Timcast·
Holy Fuck
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