Carrie Russell

@MeachamDr Excellent job

JUST IN: The White House is reportedly testing novelty glasses with Kash Patel’s eyes printed on the lenses after Trump keeps falling asleep during press conferences.

@LilyCGuiney My dad loves Horrocks. Every store should apparently have a bar.

Guy who has never been to the garden section of horrocks farm market in lansing michigan

@TrumpDailyPosts Yes but if the tariffs were illegal- shouldn’t it also be illegal to keep the money?

𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 - 𝟬𝟰:𝟰𝟴 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟱.𝟭𝟬.𝟮𝟲 “Any money paid to the United States of America does not have to be paid back” — That sentence, if added by the Supreme Court to its highly disputed Tariff decision, would have saved America 159 Billion Dollars! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@atrupar Why use science when you can just ask Trump his opinion on vaccines?

Trump: "I look at these beautiful little babies and they get a vat, like a big glass, of stuff pumped into their bodies. I think it's a very negative thing to do. I would love to see much smaller shots, like four visits to the doctor. And I think you would have a much better result with the autism."

@DetroitPistons It’s a look

Business trip...

@DetroitPistons @LCArena_Detroit

WE GOT IT DONE TONIGHT. DEEETROIT BASKETBAAALLLLLL

Senate GOP fears $1 billion for White House ballroom represents political landmine thehill.com/homenews/senat…

DANISS JENKINS AT THE 3Q BUZZER 🚨 DETROIT IS LOVING IT 🔥

@DetroitPistons Never a doubt 😂

DETROIT, HOW WE FEELING?!

@DetroitPistons @LCArena_Detroit Thank you for not giving me a heart attack in the process of this win.

NEVER. SAY. DIE.

@barstoolsports @yungransomm Let’s go Uncle Harris

Game 7 Tobias Harris

@MLBShotsFired If I take 3 kids to the game, I too buy a round of beer for the row that has to deal with my children.

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@woodwardsports @KoreaPistonsFan I’m going to assume the dude next to Isaiah Thomas has a direct line to God to ensure a Piston victory

Isiah Thomas watching Game 7 😂 H/T : @KoreaPistonsFan

I promise to be a better fan today. @DetroitPistons

@DanMillerFox2 🤣I admit I thought the season was over. I’ll be more optimistic on Sunday

Absolutely stunning. I want to see all of your texts at halftime. Mine somehow disappeared. Some sort of glitch in the matrix.

@DetroitPistons Damn. That was amazing

THAT DETROIT GRIT

@judytgolf How did that work out?

Filling my gas tank at $4.29 a gallon. I sure could use cheap gas and mean tweets. #FJB

@Number10cat @Martina

History of the USA: - King of England imposes taxes - America declares independence - Things go well for nearly 250 years - America elects a moron - Moron imposes taxes - King of England gets taxes removed

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

The drinking game word for this upcoming week on Fox will be BALLROOM