Carter Scott Horton

Happy spooky season to all, but especially these two

SOS a woman is barefoot on the 1 train. There is mud everywhere cause it’s raining and she is FLEXING her paws in the middle of the car

I’m bout to take a 5 mg edible and fire up a 92 minute YouTube video titled “Greek War of Independence 1821-32 — Greek & Ottoman History” if any girls wanna come over to learn

Tough loss for Team USA vs the Dutch. But now we have to replace our highways with bike lanes. Sorry, those are just the rules of the World Cup.

Goth girl with a really cute dog is my favorite subgenre of person

couples costume idea

The next time you're incline to believe anything that any police officer says ever, ESPECIALLY press releases or social media posts, remember:

@morganballouu 👀👀 ummm absolutely

@CarterSHorton Me, Chad, Bri, and Will plan on going to the Rangers/Lightning game for my birthday the 11th if you guys are interested 👀

Feels shitty to admit, but the queen dying today is the best thing to happen to my mental health in MONTHS.

@morganballouu Amazing!! I’ll just be getting back from my show! We can do cute fall shit and drink all week 🎃

@CarterSHorton I’ll be in NYC Oct 9th-12th

@groeneVinvis Thank you so much ☺️

This was a wonderfully spooky game and an absolute blast to play!

Marielle made us as sims and we are 1) atrocious people and 2) totally hate each other. She’s so upset, it’s fucking hilarious

Hell is having Covid and being cast in a show where everyone hits reply all

Broke: google doc Woke: doodle gloc

Overheard while my girlfriend is on a zoom meeting to discuss an upcoming cabaret Gf: and what is the theme? Like for our song choices? Some guy that sounds *exactly* like Nick Kroll: Belting.

Was reminded of the chainsaw fight from Tiger on Beat (1988)

Getting the (proverbial) band back together and it feels great!

@Reinforce secret 5th option: The Kickball Comp