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@Pigsx7 Thank you so f-ing much. what a night. made my absolute year. love you guys x

🚨🚨 Rooney on TheUnitedStrand: “I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my head in. “We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy getting his haircut. I bet he’d be devastated if United win the fifth game because all of a sudden he's irrelevant.” [@NoTippyTappyPod via @Utdtruthful ]

@TheCarrickLab Real where is it 😭

Someone please find me that clip of Maguire picking Gabriel up and tossing him. Absolutely manhandled him😭😭😭😭

Bruno Fernandes since he joined Manchester United:

@DailyLoud @SeaPowerBand this you?

4 men arrested for damaging exotic cars with a custom bear suit in an attempt to commit insurance fraud

The wall of pigs has increased @Pigsx7 @kinggizzard (17 pigs in one image)

@Pigsx7 let me know how accurate I got this tab! I think I’ve done rather well (for now, still working on it lol) thank you!! tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/pigs-pigs-…

@Pigsx7 hey guys! Do you mind if I make a few guitar tabs (Ultimate Guitar) of some of your songs. Didn’t want to do it without permission sorta thing! Thank you!!

@AJMUFC10 Other than that, I rate it a 7/10

@AJMUFC10 Sweetcorn on a Christmas dinner 😹😹

I am now on twitter! Drop a listen (if u haven’t already) thanks! open.spotify.com/track/3m8Zgzg1…

New single released today, Your Hands from the upcoming Album. Please retweet! carterwilson1.bandcamp.com/track/your-han…

@TheEnzofan @UTDEmma_ @CFC_Janty Weren’t you obsessed with him last season?

@UTDEmma_ @CFC_Janty I don't know what's awful...the jersey or the person wearing it 💀

Show me a better 23/24 kit and I’ll deactivate

@NoContextBrits Trip in submarine to see titanic

@NoContextBrits Stay away from boris Johnson

What's the best advice you have for someone planning to move to the UK?

@_niikhavoD @_CFCFrankie @CFC_Janty

@_CFCFrankie @CFC_Janty

Show your teams UCL trophy If you don’t have one you’re simply not a big club

@StokeyyG2 @Dex661 @Avocetboy imagine this

If you could change one rule in football, what would it be? I’ll start, managers should take their teams 12th penalty…

@UtdPlug Nope.

Would you take Neymar at #MUFC? 🔴🇧🇷

@Dex661 @fesshole @Avocetboy Literally a ring

@Carterhw_ @fesshole @Avocetboy Haha story has a ring to it...

I recently bought some Anusol to help with my itchy arsehole. I've now become addicted to it, and use it even if I don't need to. I enjoy the sensation of the cold cream in my back-passage, plus my turds now have a 'marble-effect' of white streaks running through them.

@WildlifeRAW Bird eating a snake

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