Andy Carver

This app is finished. Thousands of cunts, frothing at the mouth hoping that the attacker in Southport has a non-British name, just so they feel better about their own racist views. Not one bit of sympathy towards the families and kids who are affected. Just racist bile. Finished

Golf is the only hobby that you get excited for all week, play, then hate it. Then the cycle starts again 😂

what the reduced ginsters sees in the 24 hour texaco

We have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.

When you've football at 8pm and the dissolution of the monasteries at 11pm.

I’m ready for election night! Thank you @christhebarker.

There’s one lad on in this pub and he’s just spent 25 minutes making intricate cocktails for about four women while the bar is ten deep. There needs to be some sort of triage system.

They’ve given up now. It seems to me that the Conservative Party’s strategy is to bury their heads in the sand until after the election, at which point they will blame the in-coming Labour government for the (escalating) consequences of Brexit and claim that it would have been fine if only we had a Conservative government.

Merry and Pippin have a sniper rifle this time. The whole trilogy takes approximately 37 minutes.

Delighted to see that Reform are fielding Terry Tibbs in my local area.

@_BoroStats @pacarver @StevenageFC Ohhh EFL.. apologies

@CarverAndy @pacarver @StevenageFC "made only one or two EFL appearances for us".

Just having a chat about players who have made only one or two EFL appearances for us, so am going to share it with you lot too. Remember them all? 👇

@pacarver @_BoroStats @StevenageFC He even scored in the FA Trophy final against York!

@_BoroStats Lee Boylan played way more than one game for @StevenageFC

I enjoyed the first few levels of this but then it started to go really, really weird.

[Ally McCoist & Darren Fletcher watching Dune] Fletcher: what a performance from young Paul Atreides. Ever ridden a worm Ally? McCoist: oh many moons ago Fletcher: that's not what the Bene Gesserit told me McCoist: *laughing* well...I'm no Lisan al Gaib I have to say

@pacarver @StevenageFC Ex Prem ref Bobby Madley. Giving free kicks for everything.

@StevenageFC According to BBC there have been 20 free kicks in the first half. Sounds like the game is about the ref.

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“...it's just interesting how there's been an increase in the number of days in February since the vaccine mandate was rolled out”

Good morning from Woolwich Crown Court, where a defendant has just volleyed a bin down the hall because a judge decided that her son* should be put down. *Her ‘son’ is an XL Bully which attacked a 7-year-old boy, then an 18-year-old student a few days later.