Devin Szymanski

Confidential to @CasknCrew

@Miller_Dave Would you have wanted the world to know the league was “trash” if the Lions were winning that contest? Or were you just holding on to that thought for the moment you thought it was best to deploy? And yes, iron your bar towels. We will need them for our return to glory.

@CasknCrew Oh, Lions were NOT winning that game at all. I just wanted to ensure the world knows it is a trash league. My bar towel is fresh and ready to go! ❤️

Just an absolute trash league. And I am starting to believe in “The Script.”

@curlyfro Eyyy der, it’s Baaaab from Sout Elgins. Longt thyme listener….

the bears are 5-3. the bulls are 6-1. i know the phone lines at 670 the score are gonna be jumping.

@NiseiLounge I personally have some of those receipts in the form of video and photos that date back to 2017-2018. Speaking of receipts, perhaps CH should look at the mountain of invoices marked, ‘Nisei Lounge - PAID’ before they continue on their crusade of professional negligence.

Official 1:20pm Nisei Lounge statement on the ongoing Chicago non-apology apology kerfuffle: Nah. It’s Sunday. Everyone take it easy. Because it’s the right thing to do (and totally not because we’re busy pulling all social media receipts proving we sold infused Malort first).

@BearsBurgh @JeppsonsMalort Your request has been noted and is pending @NiseiLounge approval.

@JeppsonsMalort @CasknCrew I’ll accept this as an Xmas gift for the next few years

NEW LIMITED EDITION MALÖRT DROP 🦃 Introducing: MALÖRTSGIVING! Our newest Seasonal Malört launch is packed with flavors of Turkey Bouillon, Cranberry, and Sage. This shot will transport you to a Thanksgiving feast, all while maintaining our infamous Malört flavor.

@kmoto312 @Chicago_History Not exactly a lateral move but after John’s closed, Bartoli’s has been the play. It’s like John’s Pizzeria that went to college.

@Chicago_History Our favorite, John’s Pizzeria, closed. Have any John’s fans discovered a close replacement??

Who has the BEST SAUSAGE pizza? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@NotMetaphoric @NiseiLounge This message has been verified as fact and subsequently approved by Eagle Man.

Furthermore, as the resident @NiseiLounge Polack, it being Monday, and having been a year since he left the Surly Confines, I am declaring this the official @CasknCrew tribute shift. Here's to the Polish Eagle.

Gonna officially kick off Black History Month by announcing the drop of our Black Beer History 1.0 collab with @BitterPops. Salute to the guys at @MoorsBeer @BlackHorizonBrw @18thStreetBrew @Thebrotheratth1 @HaymarketBeer. Stay tuned for event announcements and BBH 2.0!!!!

@JayCuda @CasknCrew

Hey @NiseiLounge a little baby eagle birdy told me a secret. Would you like to hear it?

Congrats @HaymarketBeer @MajaLeeg and @Harolds83Honey you got the coveted City Hall placement. ICYMI friends the @Harolds83Honey story began with a City Council public comment by George Blakemore! H/t @Suntimes chicago.suntimes.com/taste/2020/6/1…

@chicagobars @HaymarketBeer @MajaLeeg @Harolds83Honey @Suntimes Well done and continue the greatness Black Beer Baron!

@NiseiLounge Emotional support shepherds pie and Nisei sponsored Bloody Mary in the works to cope with my new life.

Fun fact! The calendar says @CasknCrew worked here for 7.5 years. But after deducting time he spent on smoke breaks it was only 5 years total. Nonetheless we honor Devin for his Nisei Lounge mixologist service. He and his “mustache” will be missed.

@NiseiLounge You just accidentally described Javy Baez’s playing career.

Yep, Polish Eagle flew too close to the sun and his wing & mustache waxes melted sending him crashing to Earth. Tale as old as Icarus.

@NiseiLounge I’ve successfully flown close to the sun for a number of years but my wings have finally been clipped.

@mattlindner Thank god. I’m all of High Life at the house.

@CasknCrew I was telling Jay, I’ve got a special bottle I’m bringing by on Monday for your last day.

UPCOMING STUFF AT NISEI LOUNGE! 10/21 - @RevBrewChicago keep the stein night with @cainer124 10/24 - DFA’ing @CasknCrew 10/27 - DFA’ing @GRIGGS78 10/28 - MALORTMAS BEGINS! 10/31 - Halloween with @valcapone 11/7 - @PhaseThreeBrew keep the glass nightvwith @Virginia_Thomas

Discussing @SeippBeer at an undisclosed location. Take that @chicagobars ya big meanie. #ChicagoBeer #drinklocal #beerlover

It’s national #BossesDay and you’re probably super excited to see what @CasknCrew bought Internet Dad for it. Join us at 5pm to find out! We’ll also have select $3 hoppy draft beers for you.