Casper Dean

I hope no one needs an MRI this year. The world's largest producer of liquified helium is in Qatar and is shut off. We just got a notice that our supply for the year will be at least cut in half. No one could have predicted this (unless they thought about it).

Trump: Airport lines for you, caviar for me!

🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon suggested that President Donald Trump deployed Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents to major U.S. airports as part of a “test run” for using them to meddle in upcoming elections. democracydocket.com/news-alerts/ba…

The second example today of the US being the most corrupt state in the world.

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

This is what he spends his day doing while his war with Iran is costing the U.S. over $1 billion per day.

@WhiteHouse An old queen fiddling while a war is going on, and his own country increasingly hates him. Brilliant move, you stupid cunt.

LEGENDARY. 🎸

Ha!

"But what’s even more surprising is that Putin is paying no cost for this assistance. To date, he has not had to bargain with Trump—for instance, curtailing aid to Iran in return for sanctions relief—to achieve gains. On the contrary, President Trump has ultimately rewarded Putin by temporarily lifting sanctions on Russian oil, undermining efforts to negotiate an end to the war in Ukraine by restricting Putin’s ability to finance it. Trump and his team have also displayed a baffling indifference when questioned about Russian assistance to Iran."

@Yoss1984 @KerryBurgess 🤣💀💀

The USS Gerald R. Ford is now out of commission for at least 12-14 months due to that fire caused by a fluff buildup in a tumble dryer....

Here are the Republicans who just voted to block TSA funding: Sen. Banks (R) Sen. Barrasso (R) Sen. Blackburn (R) Sen. Boozman (R) Sen. Britt (R) Sen. Budd (R) Sen. Moore Capito (R) Sen. Cassidy (R) Sen. Collins (R) Sen. Cornyn (R) Sen. Cotton (R) Sen. Cramer (R) Sen. Crapo (R) Sen. Cruz (R) Sen. Ernst (R) Sen. Fischer (R) Sen. Graham (R) Sen. Grassley (R) Sen. Hagerty (R) Sen. Hawley (R) Sen. Hoeven (R) Sen. Husted (R) Sen. Hyde-Smith (R) Sen. Johnson (R) Sen. Justice (R) Sen. Kennedy (R) Sen. Lankford (R) Sen. Lee (R) Sen. Lummis (R) Sen. Marshall (R) Sen. McConnell (R) Sen. McCormick (R) Sen. Moody (R) Sen. Moran (R) Sen. Moreno (R) Sen. Mullin (R) Sen. Murkowski (R) Sen. Ricketts (R) Sen. Risch (R) Sen. Rounds (R) Sen. Schmitt (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Sullivan (R) Sen. Thune (R) Sen. Tillis (R) Sen. Tuberville (R) Sen. Wicker (R) Sen. Young (R)

@maddenifico And we're releasing cartoons of our own detailing plans to overcome the problem theirs describes:

Iran is now releasing cartoons that Trump can understand. 😂🤣👇

Under Chapter VII (39-51) of the United Nations charter, the Security council should IMMEDIATELY deploy to Lebanon to defend the border. I urge @UN to restore order.

@TrumpWarRoom Looks a fuck lot more like Epstein files still haven't been completely released, you absolute fucking melt.

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP IS VISITING GRACELAND TODAY

BREAKING: Trump rejected Senate Majority Leader John Thune’s proposal to fund DHS without ICE, saying he wants Republicans to fight Democrats over DHS funding and the SAVE Act. Trump now officially owns the chaos at airports nationwide.

@TedWilcox7 @Acyn 😂💀💀

@Acyn doing a deep dive

Miller: What President Trump is doing is a national miracle that will be studied not only for generations but for centuries to come. Trump: Kash, see if you can top that. Patel: Mr. President, thank you for delivering the safest country on God's green Earth

Russias largest oil export terminal, Primorsk. has been blown up. It processes a million barrels a day. This will take forever to repair. Trump removed russian oil sanctions so Ukraine installed their own this morning.

The breathtaking hypocrisy of this is off the charts. Trump’s ex-wife was killed too. But not by ISIS. She fell down the stairs at home. The day before she was to testify to his malfeasance. He buried her on his golf course. He was no longer with her at the time. He’d left her to shack up with his pregnant girlfriend. Who was donated to him by Jeffrey Epstein. When SHE gave birth he was sleeping with a Porn Star. But hey, Joe Kent remarried four and a half years after Isis killed the mother of his kids that he’d been raising alone…