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Today we're launching a new brand and website for Warp. Our last website was built 18 months ago. At the time, we had a handful of customers, a small team, and a product thesis that most people thought was a dead end. The feedback in 2023 from investors was consistent: the market's too fragmented, the incumbents are too entrenched, you're betting on technology that doesn't work yet. We didn't listen. Since then, Warp has grown to serve thousands of companies. We've processed hundreds of millions in payments, on track to $1B this year. Companies are migrating away from ADP, Rippling, Gusto. Some breaking their contracts to switch. We went from a payroll product to a full platform: HRIS, payroll, AI tax compliance, benefits, IT, global payroll. The first employee management platform that runs itself. At a certain point, the gap between what you've become and how you present yourself starts to work against you. So we rebuilt everything. The new brand is built around a tension we love: analog precision meets velocity. Technical, but warm. Engineered for performance, designed with soul. Think 1960s racing garage meets modern editorial design. It reflects how we build the product: obsessive attention to the details you never see. The invisible circuit boards are beautiful. We're just getting started. This is the next chapter.

🌊HIRING A MANUFACTURING LEAD🌊 As we scale up production, we’re looking to hire someone to work w/@colm_o_brien to lead manufacturing. This role is a critical hire for us. We want to build more underwater vehicles than anyone else in history. We expect this to be a career-defining role for someone. You will be responsible for doing things the maritime engineering industry never thought to be possible. Join us as we change the maritime industry forever and set a new standard for the speed and scale that manufacturing is done. Link below 👇

@zabie_e @phones111111 @rmcentush NOO he is an operator extraordinaire

@CatOrman1 @phones111111 Was @rmcentush that bad at hosting?

when you throw a dinner party with someone you find out whether or not they’re an operator

@TheRealDanSaedi you are always invited

@CatOrman1 invite me!!

@espricewright you’re so right

@CatOrman1 this was peak internet: buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/in…

you ever have someone tell you something and you can just see the listicle they got it from so clearly in your mind’s eye

@Bonecondor sounds familiar!

>be a “journalist” >come to an entire 5 hour event >stay long enough to be there the last 20 minutes after everyone leaves to the next party (as expected and planned) >post video of the 15 people left dancing to dunk on SF >you still live in sf >i don’t hm

The humanoid robot market is getting crowded. So we sent @dagsen all around America to find the robot of his dreams. Featuring exclusive access to @sundayrobotics. Watch our latest video now. 00:00 Hello, World! 00:35 Humanoids summit 00:42 Meet Codey– humanoid kid robot 01:54 Sunday Robotics 02:00 Meet Memo– humanoid chore robot 02:48 Memo’s fashion 03:30 A Generative future for Memo 04:15 Memo makes coffee 05:00 The dexterity frontier 05:30 Training Memo with the skill capture glove 06:35 Dagsen’s star rating 06:50 CES 2026 07:15 Meet IntBot– hospitality humanoid robot 08:00 Meet Atlas– Boston Dynamics 09:00 Is the future finally happening?

@emmysteuer cheugy

Austin might be the least sexy city I’ve been to in America. Right up there with Charlotte, NC

In celebration of our Series B announcement today, here's what I observed as the 7th employee @sundayrobotics: 1/ Full-stack is everything. Our Memory Glove took 50+ iterations from hardware to ML. Left: first prototype 2024. Right: latest gen.

@brainstub in memo we trust

@CatOrman1 Same timeline as Memo 🤷🏻‍♀️ I think you got this girl

is five months a crazy fast timeline to plan a wedding

@anammostarac 😘

@CatOrman1 If a normal person takes 12 months, you’ll need 3

@pronounced_kyle that’s what I’m worried about 😭

@CatOrman1 planning — easy. imagine having three months to plan a normal party! getting everybody there — hard. how fast can you get your grandmas mobilized??

@mirandanover built different

@CatOrman1 My toxic trait is I think I could do it in a month, it’s just that other people have “lives” and “schedules”

@MichelleVolz Congratulations!!!

Excited to officially announce the launch of Pax Fund I, a $50M early stage vehicle dedicated to founders transforming the foundational categories of society. 🇺🇸🚀 Wrote a bit about my journey and the thinking behind Pax below:

@netcapgirl x.com/catorman1/stat…

I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce