Catherine

@bushontheradio Yessssss

Lady on the treadmill next to me this morning watching a movie on her phone without headphones. Do I have a right to be annoyed?

@beyoumf Windowsill bay

With your bank balance right now, Where can you travel?

@fesshole Oh bless you x keep doing it please x

My house is next to a bus route. My parents use the bus to go shopping. My mum calls me to inform me that they will be passing by and to wave at them, my dad is deaf so all the passengers can hear her. They all look up at me as I have to wave at the driveby. I'm 50. I hate it.

Whatever he did wrong I hope she forgives him😂

@mistressdivy 🤚

Shout out to everyone who takes the back off the remote control and rolls the batteries around instead of just replacing them.

@Dominos_UK Eff off @Dominos_UK . I think we should not buy a pizza till we win a game!!!! #spurs #tottenham

we've delivered 91,326,817 pizzas since Spurs last won a game

@lady_valor_07 Oh and @JulieAndrews - I thought she used to get on my bus 🤣🤣🤣

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@Joshnorton193 @dominos Ha ha ha send me your details I’ll Give you the 52p!

Hi @dominos I’ve accidentally just added a charity donation of 52p to my order and it was a complete accident. How can I go about getting it back? Thanks

@lady_valor_07 @PotterPayper - he was waiting for a friend in the city - lovely lovely guy x

@MrBonMot 1979 Beaujolais Rodney

Can anyone recommend a wine that compliments a Greggs Steak Bake?

@luka_thfc Love this lol x

This tweet is for my future wife: If you think I’ll cheat on you, just know that I support Tottenham.

@MickyMulaReal @Lea_EFC Thank you 🙏

@Lea_EFC Id rather Spurs stay up and Arsenal dont win the title than the other way around 💯💯💯💯💯💯

Who you supporting today? Sunderland or Spurs?🤔

@Lea_EFC Oiii the first two I agree with but come on mate give us a break!

Today, Chelsea fans are supporting Manchester City, Arsenal fans are supporting Chelsea and everyone on planet earth is supporting Sunderland against Spurs 😂 Football Twitter at its finest👌

I am suing @Arsenal football club for emotional distress, among other offences. This kind of performance is unacceptable! Cc: @BBCSport @cnnsport @DailyMail @guardian @DhakabaKigongo @AllanDarren @dailytelegraph @DailyMonitor @newvisionwire @piersmorgan @m8arteta @DavidLumansi

Just love love love it x

@alex_linardos Gotta love it x

This is why nothing beats English football.

🙏 Sent in from his dad: "This is my favourite player - my son Jack, age 6. Despite having a rare 1-in-a-million immune deficiency disorder and regularly undergoing infusions, he never stops smiling. He loves being in goal, making big saves, and isn't afraid to get messy!" ⚽️❤️

@ronsterd89 Yesssssss it’s an amazing combination x

Have you ever heard of anyone putting Potato Chips on a Sandwich? 🤯 🥪

@_laurennn92 @RHeather779 Did anyone check Matt Healys bins?

@RHeather779 Hahahaha there is!

In the last 48 hours we’ve had 12ton of Kit Kats nicked, Scott Mills has been sacked and Matty Healy hasn’t had his bins emptied and sent his mam on the case 😂

@_laurennn92 Very suspect if you ask me!