a triple shy of the cycle

@DLWW8 @AnaheimDucks How does a bot with 2 followers get bumped up to the top of the comments list? Oh, wait...

@AnaheimDucks Thank you Ducks for standing against the woke mob BS. You have my full support!

NEWS: We're proud to announce Joel Quenneville as our new head coach! He becomes the 12th head coach in franchise history. Read More ⬇️ bit.ly/CoachQHired #FlyTogether

@GuntherEagleman Yeah, one is good at his job and one is a drunk who sends out national security secrets on social media. Really useful post, thanks!

See the difference 🥴

@TriciaOhio You are lying. What was your soul worth? How much did you get for it?

The narrative being pushed about Jose Hermosillo is false. On April 8, Hermosillo approached Border Patrol in Tucson and stated he had entered the U.S. illegally through Nogales. He said he wanted to turn himself in and completed a sworn statement identifying as a Mexican citizen who had entered unlawfully. He was processed and appeared in court on April 11. Afterward, he was held by the U.S. Marshals in Florence, AZ. A few days later, his family presented documents showing U.S. citizenship. The charges were dismissed, and he was released to his family. This arrest was the direct result of Hermosillo’s own actions and statements.

@ChayaRaichik10 @Sec_Noem Translation: Showed up for a cosplay photo-op. Also, your profile looks like Mac Tonight

@glittergellyric Congrats and thank you, Elise. We're counting on your generation to save us from ourselves. 👍

@BrettFavre If you put God first, you wouldn't have stolen millions in welfare money OR sent mushroom-shaped dick pics to a reporter OR bought orange Crocs. Disappear into oblivion, hypocrite.

give it up for Lexi, folks

Women are ready for #ElelectionDay2024 #alpolitics

@IterIntellectus Kinda looks like a NPC from the first Grand Theft Auto

bryan may be up to something. he does NOT look 47

@Cernovich I heard some people at a hipster coffee shop saying the exact same thing!

Legalized weed was a huge mistake. I fell for the "rational arguments." What you must understand. They don't "use in privacy at home." It's EVERYWHERE. You'll be at a stop light, it turns green. SPACED OUT, the car won't move. They swerve all over. And the smell.

@drpatrick @latimes Do you know how Editorial Boards work

So many comments about the @latimes Editorial Board not providing a Presidential endorsement this year. Let me clarify how this decision came about. The Editorial Board was provided the opportunity to draft a factual analysis of all the POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE policies by EACH candidate during their tenures at the White House, and how these policies affected the nation. In addition, the Board was asked to provide their understanding of the policies and plans enunciated by the candidates during this campaign and its potential effect on the nation in the next four years. In this way, with this clear and non-partisan information side-by-side, our readers could decide who would be worthy of being President for the next four years. Instead of adopting this path as suggested, the Editorial Board chose to remain silent and I accepted their decision. Please #vote.

No judgement, he seems like a nice guy

The guy at this brewpub who’s saying he really likes #Trump’s tariff ideas just said that he doesn’t know where #Siri lives in his #iPhone

@TheMarkSchipper @christopherrufo Aww, did I hurt your feelers, snowflake?

This profile is fair, even in its critical passages. My sense is that, as the center-left adopts more and more of my positions, the hysterical coverage of my work will become even less plausible—making room for thoughtful engagement and critique. nymag.com/intelligencer/…

Happy anniversary, @berenyi_miki !

@stopthistrain28 @LOLKNBR Jeez, I didn’t even know about the SpongeBob tattoo. Makes me like him even more. Hoping he dominates in the NLCS!

@CaughtStealing @LOLKNBR same. I met his family at a game once because they overheard me telling someone about how much I love his SpongeBob tattoo, lol. they all seem just wonderful

Biden seen here sending another hurricane to a red state using his Storm-O-Matic 3000.

@Deadspin I own a piece of the @OaklandBallers, my wife is not a MAGA cult member and I don’t even have a brother. Advantage: me.

Patrick Mahomes owns a piece of the Royals. He’s making it look fun.