Paul Londino

@shantplace Isn't this just the Vulture soliloquy from the Spider-Man Anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight?

“Did you ever get back together with her?” “No… one day I found out she got married.” “What did you do?” “I went on with my life… and created some new superheroes. Characters that reflected my heartbreak.” “So you turned your biggest regret into heroes?” “Yeah. The girl that got away.” — Stan Lee 💔 And suddenly every Marvel love story hurts more.

The trauma was the point, the sinking into your end from depression, the fighting it at all costs That’s another problem with AI it’s being swung around by shallow, hollow people making turds and calling it art not thinking about how art says something, how it leaves an impression, how it’s not just aesthetics. “Sure, let’s just undo a key scene on depression from a movie about grieving the loss of a parent and existential dread as a child” AI bros ARE “the NOTHING”

@RhysSullivan Ha! Had to do the same thing to upload videos to YouTube programmatically.

this is what you have to go through if you want to get an api key for your gmail

The reason you guys believed Donald Trump wouldn't start more wars, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files is because you are stupid. You are a stupid person with a baby brain. You would be fooled by a game of peekaboo because you're stupid. 10 hours of keys jingling.

@jon_stokes Can't even imagine sacrificing a hand to carry stuff around.

Chat is this true? Is 40 too old for backpacks?

Instead of this format where dumb people and opinions gets over-represented we should have a jubilee video where 20 climate scientists bully a climate change denier until they cry.

According to Joe Rogan and his guests, this was a complete coincidence Nothing to do with the vaccines

Charlie Kirk, a guy who flies around to college campuses to own 19 year olds, calls Zelensky, a guy who has defended his country from a despotic warmonger for 3 years, a "petulant child." This website gives the worst kind of people a God complex and it is insufferable.

"This is called being a MAN" and it's two doughboys whining about not being thanked.

Wow what an incredible breakthrough in the most useless fucking horseshit this world has ever seen

The Measles outbreak in Texas is only affecting unvaccinated people. 100% of affected individuals are unvaccianted. I guess it's a coincidence, it's not like the vaccine is 98% effective at preventing Measles...(Sarcasm). cnn.com/2025/02/07/hea…

Luna returned to us for being too affectionate. Owner had her for two days and was tired of pushing her off of her lap. Location: PetSmart, Ocean, NJ Luna 4 years old Owner went to college and returned her. She is a little shy at first, especially with change, but once she

I’m not mad at people who voted for him. I’m mad that we’ve let his party gut education, gerrymander states, abuse campaign finance, gut support for children, and waged a social war on people whose life expectancy is 35 and whose income is at or below the poverty line.

Every man's worse nightmare came true for me today. For years I've accumulated all the cables I've ever had into a drawer-- you know the drawer. After years of collecting dust, I finally convinced myself I could throw away my VGA cables. A few months later, I need a VGA cable.

I'm excited folks. We have 15 days left until @realDonaldTrump - eliminates tax on tips - eliminates tax on overtime - eliminates tax on Social Security - eliminates federal income tax - cuts grocery prices in half (ops, gotta ignore that one, he already said he couldn't do it) - cuts energy costs by half - brings gas prices down to under $2 - stops the Russian-Ukrainian war (ops, gotta ignore this one too, he was supposed to do this within 24 hours after becoming president-elect, I guess he couldn't do it) - those big beautiful tax cuts (ops, I'm sorry, gotta ignore this one also, he's only giving tax cuts to the rich)

A cat died in Oregon after being fed raw cat food. Raw pet food has NO BENEFIT for pets. I don’t care what your favorite influencer claims on social media. Just like raw milk, it can be contaminated with disease-causing microbes that can cause serious illness and death. 1/

In other words, Trump's pick to run the Department of Defense is a predator who couldn't even manage a small nonprofit.

This is good, actually. She barely shows up and doesn’t do the reading. To borrow a phrase I saw elsewhere, it’s like giving someone an unplugged controller.

@mattyglesias This is always what I assume about people going "gluten free" even if they have no celiac sensitivity - trading pizza and pastries for salads has health benefits that has nothing to do with gluten.

If you still try to find strategic brilliance in Trump's choices, you're a lost cause, and so gullible that a stranger doesn't even need candy to tempt you into a windowless van. Gaetz's bizarre selection wasn't a brilliant move. It's now only an early embarrassment.