Artist Formerly Known As The Jam Lady

We have a most excellent start to the week planned at @deecaf_cafe Come and join us 👏

@uberkim Quick maths question for Rishi - “Exactly how many teachers did you consult in creating these nonsensical ideas?” Bet I know the answer.

@iglooant We have a landline. Noticed last week that the phone was switched off. When I reconnected and did 1471, the first message was left in March!

Question: who still has a landline? If you have got rid of yours, have you had any reason to miss it?

@FloellaBenjamin My daughter (9) and I (51) have just watched you reading On the Seashore on CBeebies Bedtime Stories. I told her that you used to read stories and sing songs on TV when I was young. “But… how? Wouldn’t she be dead by now? She looks like a teenager!” High praise!

@FidgetBob @Hellocuppies Smashing!

@CavJamLady It is such a hard name to say. Ventured over there for delicious cake at @Hellocuppies Inhaled with speed.

Anybody else know that it is Hartley Wintney and not Hartny Witney?

As the UK will now host next year’s #Eurovision 🎶🇬🇧 we want show our support for Ukraine who are unable to host it due to the ongoing conflict. We are donating £1 to our local Reading Ukrainian Community Centre for every person* who replies with a microphone emoji 🎙🎤.

@SC_Leasing 🎤

Stolen from FB which was stolen from here. No shame, just LOLs

@GubsMcintyre @AidaHDeeDrag *they

@GubsMcintyre @AidaHDeeDrag I don’t believe there were local. More like a ‘rent-a-mob’ brought into our open-minded and inclusive town.

I have something to say... . . . Find out about all other events on my tour here: dragqueenstoryhour.co.uk/summertour2022

@AidaHDeeDrag Aida, I was so sorry that you & the families had to go through this awful experience at our local library. What you do brings so much joy to kiddies and their parents. Please don’t think these idiots are representative of our town. More power to you and your stories ❤️

@uberkim It’s was hilarious - Liz Truss moaning about her state education in the 80s and 90s and then trying to become the epitome Thatcher in every way. Does she know who was in government when she was at her rubbish school?

I’ll be there with my crochet tomorrow. Come and join me for a chilled out morning ❤️🧶

@uberkim They have absolutely no place in our town 😡

Just imagine if they saw this and really did join us!

@__Rakhee__ @damien_a_p @bluecollarfood Will do my best

Right you lovely lot... How does a #tweetup on Thursday 18th August sound? I'm sure @bluecollarfood can make room for us all to sit together if we ask nicely...

@Conojito Reading, Dorchester, anywhere else?

@CavJamLady Freaky, eh?

As seen in Dorchester. I'd heard the rumours but it's real! #rdg

The food bank at @deecaf_cafe is such an important reason for why I wanted to work there. Every week we give out donated tins and dried goods as well as fresh fruit and veg given by Oxford Rd @waitrose. Together we are changing lives ❤️