Michael

I was 12 years old when I forgave Japan for Pearl Harbor.

@1991LyriC Fuck a rhombus how do I clean a filet

@CavThinks very true king

Like why do we even teach our kids how to identify a trapezoid that shit hasn’t ever helped anyone

Think I'll head to the Barrens today to pay tribute to the man. @BlizzardCS do the right thing... Put a Chuck Norris NPC somewhere in the Barrens, perhaps on top of a mountain as a protector. Should be in all versions of the game.

To everyone who called me unc Have fun in Tehran

Older Patriots fans waking up today knowing all they had to do was record the Seahawks walk thru practice and memorize the plays, steal all their signals. Pay a few refs off and deflate all the balls, and that Super Bowl would have been in the bag

Met a guy today. Age: 23 Portfolio: $2 Million Started investing a year ago. Goal: To retire at 30. I asked him how he has managed to build $2 Million at this age. He said he worked hard & convinced his dad to give him $10 Million and invested it all in crypto.

To: Bobby Kotick From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> 13th Dec 2018, 2am i want you to name the next expansion Shadowlands... create a zone called "Korthia" and make them farm "cataloged research". i love torture.

@Warcraft the people demand answers

Like + Retweet if you want me to send 500.000 gold in #wow to your in-game mailbox 👍🎉 Also check my GOD GUIDE: magicuzgoldguide.com Winner drawn in a few days 🫶

It's fourth down. Mendoza takes off on a scramble. He gets the first down... He is still going! TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS!!! Chiefs 47 - Raiders 6

Joey Bosa realizing they aren’t going to the White House

Sorry babe I can’t do sex I’m at the 5 hour model train club open house

@Vawkz1 💯

@CavThinks Deserves every single cent!

Miss Rachel really asked kids “can you pretend your a piece of toast with me?” and Netflix was like yeah give her the bag

@ForgeStoreSTL @gamestop They paid out 60% of my submission that was “lost” by the store manager who interestingly quit. They can eat a butt

Cool story @gamestop. We paid $7500 on a $8000 Team Up Booster Box earlier this year. I guess that means we always and forever have better trade-in rates than you, and anything you say in response is factually invalid!

What I gathered from every other NFL fanbase yesterday is not only are Eagles fans smarter and know more ball than any other fanbase, but every other fanbase is ok with mediocrity. If you watched Eagles games this year you’d know this is the most dogshit 8-4 team ever but it’s just easier to say “there goes those Philly fans booing again”. They basically returned the same Super Bowl winning offense and the only major change is the new OC and people want to blame something else. Get bent. Fire Patullo.

Our child is fortunate enough to have thousands of dollars worth of toys and a whole room for all of them yet all she’s wanted to play with for the last 2 days is a plastic ramekin from Saladworks.

The 6 7 hand motion is not a meme it is simply a kinesthetic breakdown of a 6:7 polyrhythm. Anyway that's my time you've been a wonderful audience.

@brick_pulls Yes get out and hmu to sell your position

THE CRASH IS REAL‼️ If you just joined the hobby recently in hopes of making a fortune, you are in the WRONG HOBBY. We all knew the prices weren’t sustainable, yet everyone kept trying to hop on the Pokemon wagon. DONT let this happen to you, get out while you can!