Celtic Attorney
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This is the Citadelle Laferrière, a massive mountaintop fortress located in northern Haiti. We're told it was constructed between 1805 and 1820 by the newly formed nation of Haiti to defend against the French.
Do ya'll believe that?
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I was a broke 22 y/o having a half Italian, half Bulgarian stunner spend her dad’s money to get me cabs to her summer villa because she demanded sex. I’ve been with several other very attractive women, one of which cheated on her affluent boyfriend to be with me, when I had nothing.
Acquire these experiences early on so you don’t end up an oldfag with billions of dollars having to LARP youth in the most cringe way imaginable.
litquidity@litcapital
Ken Griffin spotted spitting game while Tom Brady stands right in front of him at Palm Tree Club yesterday They’re fully in their Miami eras
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@pj_schreiner Of course they would. And teams 20 years from now would dominate todays OKC team. Thats how progress works
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Basketball has changed so much.
In some ways, this shows more of a team sport and the development of complex plays.
In other ways, this reveals how much slower, less aggressive, and less athletic the game was.
Boomers and millennials are going to hate to hear this, but the reality is the 2026 OKC and Spurs would dominate both these teams.
Coop™️@imyycooper
First 3 minutes of the 1998 Game 6 NBA Finals Basketball used to be so pure 🔥
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@showtimehcky @Chicago_NFL We hate Arlington Heights. Sorry bud
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@Chicago_NFL The argument that Hammond site is 20 miles from Soldier Field is flawed, as if people's starting point of travel is Soldier Field.
65% of Bears' STH are in the north/northwest suburbs, not to mention now there's the Skyway toll involved.
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According to a new analysis by the Cook County treasurers report, Chicago officials are now leaning toward a Hammond stadium over Arlington Heights. The report states:
“A Bears stadium in Hammond would be just 20 miles from Soldier Field, compared to the 38-mile distance from the city to Arlington Heights. As a result, a stadium in Hammond would still produce economic benefits for Chicago and the state of Illinois with Indiana taxpayers picking up the $1 billion tab to subsidize the development.” #DaBears
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@majorityishere @fishbrain1964 @Agent1Security The rotten people are also retarded and have $9 BILLION deficit
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@fishbrain1964 @Agent1Security It’s not a money problem it’s a people problem. Ever been inside a cps? Them people are rotten.
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Can't go to the beach North, Can't go to the beaches South, Can't go downtown, cannot even drive your car around Chicago without fear of being caught in a street takeover. This is #ChicagosMayor Chicago.
Until parents are held accountable for the actions of their children and criminals are held accountable, this will continue to be the new norm here in #Chicago
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@Drewski_chicago @fishbrain1964 @Agent1Security And they are still $450 million in short term debt
Clearly the best people to run our city lmao
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@Bqmbulu Life is hard work and is largely painful, both physically and psychologically. You have to learn to love it.
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@UziCryptoo Does anyone nose where all our money goes?
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This man robbed a bank for $1, sat down and waited for the police, just to get free healthcare in prison
In 2011 a man named Richard James Verone walked into a RBC Bank in Gastonia, North Carolina
Handed the teller a note demanding $1
One dollar
Then sat down in the lobby and waited calmly for police to arrive
He was 59. No job. No insurance. A growth on his chest. Two ruptured discs.
Calculated that a federal conviction would guarantee him full medical coverage inside prison
The judge sentenced him to 3 years
He got the surgery
He got the treatment
He told reporters on the way out he had no regrets
A 59 year old American man robbed a bank for $1 because it was cheaper than seeing a doctor
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@sebp888 Telegram has never disclosed a single byte of private messages to third parties.
I am still under investigation by the French over a dozen charges, each carrying up to 10 years in prison.
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WhatsApp encryption is a giant fraud.
The state of Texas just sued WhatsApp for lying to users about privacy — because WhatsApp employees have access to “virtually all” private messages.
Now we know what WhatsApp’s founder meant when he said he “sold his users’ privacy.”
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@georgegalloway The odds are actually .000000000000000000000000000000262%
roughly 1 in 3.8 octillion
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Just don’t say it’s a conspiracy it’s a coincidence
Dan Bilzerian@DanBilzerian
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@Cernovich Improven.
Part gym. Part health club. Part war room. Part brotherhood. All of the things that make men formidable.
Looking for investors and owner/operators. improven.us
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We run a spot. Cigar friendly. Quarterly dinners. Founders events. Film previews. Round tables.
Grilling out / happy hours. The economics are tricky, because you want to keep membership limited.
You can make it worth though.
mikecernovich.substack.com/p/the-fall-of-…
Robert Johns@RobertJohns
Imagine this in El Segundo...
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@AndreParkekbtx @EpidemicimedipE @RL9631 Yes, let's all curtail our rights because of the subjective beliefs of others.
Let's use emotions, not logic
I hope you're 12.
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@EpidemicimedipE @RL9631 I’m not sure if you know this but Walmart prohibits unauthorized recording in stores and plus in order to de-escalate situations like this because Walmart Incorporated has watched the video there will be body cams on the employees to protect workers from customer harassment
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🚨A Walmart muslim employee was fired for threatening a
customer for filming her shopping trip at the store.
These two stopped immediately at the clothes rack after hearing this shopper saying Jesus Christ not allah and started attacking her for recording the store. At the end they both got fired. Justice was served. What do you think?
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@AndreParkekbtx @RL9631 Walmart is open to the public and filming everyone within it.
Lastly, you are using emotions to make decisions, and not logic. Id bet money you were raised by a single mother (or low t).
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@RL9631 I’m sorry, but am I the only one who thinks that the recorder is in the wrong? Am I the only one who believes that the customers shouldn’t have any right to be at this specific location since it’s a private property?
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This honestly might be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Whoever made this is a fu*king genius. Helen Keller and Stephen hawking are literally the biggest psyops/trolls ever. I guarantee you’ll be belly laughing like I am. Pure gold
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@luxemiaa Why is your time more valuable than his? Where is YOUR investment? What do you do to enrich his life beyond sex?
Women like you are a virus and plague to the rest of us. Please live your life alone 🙏🏼
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Disney paid a 13-year-old $15,000 an episode while selling $100 million in merchandise with her face on it. She never saw a dollar of the merch money.
Hilary Duff made $975,000 total for 65 episodes of Lizzie McGuire. The show's dolls, sleeping bags, notebooks, and Kohl's apparel line generated over $100 million in revenue for Disney. Her cut of that: reportedly zero. The movie grossed $55.5 million worldwide. She got $1 million.
Then Disney tried to lock her in. They offered a primetime ABC spinoff at $35,000 per episode and a sequel for $4 million plus 4% of gross. When her mother pushed for better terms, Disney gave them 24 hours to accept and then pulled the entire deal.
Her mom's quote: "Disney thought they'd be able to bully us into accepting whatever offer they wanted to make, and they couldn't. We walked away from a sequel. They walked away from a franchise."
She was 16. Most child stars who walk away from their franchise at 16 don't come back. The list of early-2000s Disney kids who maintained stable careers, stable finances, and stable public lives is brutally short.
Duff did seven seasons of Younger. Wrote novels. Raised three kids. Stayed out of tabloids for a decade. Then in late 2025, she dropped a comeback single. Her "Small Rooms, Big Nerves" warm-up shows sold out instantly, marking her first headline concerts in over a decade.
The Lucky Me Tour starts June 2026. Seven countries. 47 North American cities. Madison Square Garden. Red Rocks. The O2 in London. She added second nights in LA, New York, Toronto, and London because the first dates sold out too fast. Her husband produced the album.
The math that sticks: Disney made $100 million off a teenager and paid her less than $2 million total. Twenty-five years later she's headlining MSG and they're still selling Lizzie McGuire reruns.
That hallway walk on JHud's set is 25 years of receipts arriving at once.
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Hilary Duff arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set.
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From 250 miles above Earth, most of the United States blurs together into a continental mass of brown and green with no obvious landmarks. Then Michigan appears and the confusion stops completely. The mitten shape of the Lower Peninsula surrounded by four of the five Great Lakes is one of the most distinctive geographic features visible from the International Space Station, a natural outline so clean and so recognizable that astronauts have confirmed it repeatedly as one of the clearest views of any state from orbit.
The Great Lakes are what make it work. Superior, Michigan, Huron, and Erie create a water to land contrast that defines Michigan's borders with a precision that no cartographer could improve on. The mitten sits in the middle of all that blue like it was placed there deliberately, which in geological terms it essentially was, carved out by glaciers over thousands of years into a shape that somehow ended up being both geographically functional and immediately identifiable from the edge of the atmosphere.
Michigan residents have been using their right hand as a map their entire lives and that same gesture works from space, which is not something any other state can say. Astronauts have photographed Michigan more than almost any other state passing beneath them because the view rewards it every single time. For a state already sitting on the greatest freshwater system on the planet, being unmistakable from 250 miles up is simply Michigan being exactly what it has always been. Impossible to miss. Even from space.
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SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED WHILE TRUMP WAS IN CHINA 🇨🇳 😂😂😂😂
So, the President of China 🇨🇳 Xi Jinping took President Trump 🇺🇸 to his garden to show him a 300-year-old trees during his visit
Now, What trump didn’t realize is that President Xi 🇨🇳 didn’t show him 🇺🇸 that tree for nothing, he showed Trump 🇺🇸 that tree to tell him that even a tree is older than the foundation of the United States 🇺🇸 😭
Neither Trump 🇺🇸 nor US media understood the message, you now what Trump Did next?
Trump told the translate to ask President Xi if he had brought any other president here. He wanted to feel special
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The man who ChudTheBuilder shot in self defense, hit Chud, tackled Chud, and tried to take his gun. In the process of wrestling over the gun, Chud shot the man and grazed himself.
Wild shit! 💩
Can someone please tell me why Chud was arrested for Attempted Murder? I don’t get it.
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