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@SpaceyGhost94 @Tectone Donut is live now and saying he has a Podcast at 2pm. So probably.

@Tectone Unsub podcast?

@KirscheVerstahl But is it 3 ply?

collectible toilet paper is here is your ass ready

@Awk20000 Followed by United States Federal agents while he was in Australia or followed by Federal agents of Australia? The latter probably just wanted an autograph.

Sneako reveals he was followed by federal agents in Australia

@StutteringCraig Human teeth on a fox is the uncanniest of valleys.

So... what does everyone think of Star Fox for the Switch 2? I can't be the only person who thinks Fox has some Ugly Sonic vibes, right?

@RonnieAdkins My new favorite quote ever. That's our SecWar!

Military Mysteries, Episode 3

@Pheromoan I used code moan for my knockers jersey, sorry.

don't use code moan

@KirscheVerstahl I'm sure it just reflects all those things they stated about declining dine in. Couldn't be anything else.

@SayHiToEliShow @crispy11b @Eli_Doubletap Low budget saw traps is my favorite video on YouTube.

New episode with @crispy11b is now available everywhere! Crispy suffered catastrophic injuries in war when he was only 21 but he never let it hold him back. Now he’s successful, happily married and about to become a father to TRIPLETS!

@philthatremains National SOCIALIST German Worker's party.

@philthatremains Everyone getting zoned in is the party.

the party never starts.

@song_dva54246 @ember_paradox Fascists are by definition socialists. I don't know where that falls on right or left for you. Some guy named Mussolini was trying to spread socialism in Europe and when it couldn't be democratically achieved he decided to achieve it with violence and authoritarianism.

@ember_paradox BTW fascists are right wing, not left. I'm left wing and I'm not fascist.

This is why you cannot speak to, reason with, or negotiate with these people. They will immediately tell you that you actually don't know yourself, you're wrong, and only they know what's right and best for you. This is literally what fascists do, "Don't believe your own lying eyes."

@TheLaurenChen "Doesn't provoke nobody" = "Does provoke somebody"

The mother of a teen who brutally attacked a girl on video is now calling HER SON the "victim" She is quoted by the New York Post as saying her son is a "humble Christian," a "quiet boy," and that the girl he sent to the hospital was "being a bully to him, that’s it" She said her son “doesn’t provoke nobody,” and that the attack caught on video was "retaliation because she pushed him first" The lack of accountability is STAGGERING

@AgingAnarchist I knew it! My soup drinking has been justified!

アメリカの寿司屋でみそ汁を頼むと高確率でこうやって出てくる。味噌汁はお椀に口をつけて飲んでいいんだよ。

@maryarchived I called my male babysitter dad, but apparently since I was adopted he didn't really have a vested interest in me. He was way more loving than my adoptive mother. Catholic adoption btw.

to those denying biology here - would you hire a male babysitter? you meet your kid’s kindergarten teacher and it’s a dude, how do you feel about that? what do women have that men don’t? … are we beginning to understand each other now? men aren’t women. none of this is a knock against men, it’s just true.

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

@yourboyphen The only time it feels manly to suck hard.

TBH I felt more like i became a man buying my first shop vac last night than I did making my dreams come true

@MrColionNoir Governments don't give rights, they only take them away. I'd word it as 'West Virginia stopped taking away their rights."

West Virginia just gave 18, 19, and 20-year-olds their gun rights back. And honestly, this shouldn’t even be controversial. If you’re old enough to vote, sign a contract, and go fight for this country, how are you somehow not old enough to carry a gun to protect yourself? That’s the contradiction. A lot of people hear something like this and immediately jump to fear. But the real question is simple: Do you believe an 18-year-old legal adult should have the same right to carry for self-defense as every other legal adult? Why or why not? Not a one-word answer — I really want to hear how people think through this. And if you disagree, where do you draw the line? Because if 18 is old enough for military service, why isn’t it old enough for concealed carry? Drop your take in the comments. youtu.be/n5FIDNt79y8

@kingpixmedia "I'm a descendant of Thomas Jefferson!" followed by Jake earnestly asking "Really?" got me good.

This is pretty much how every conversation plays out when we all get together.... youtu.be/A4qH-Y0FvYY?si…

@JeremyRyanSlate @UnsubscribeCast It's up on @pepperboxtv and it's awesome so far!

Thanks to the guys at @UnsubscribeCast for having on on to talk Roman Empire.

@AgingAnarchist They're not people, they're communists.

白人ってなんですぐ服脱ぐの？暑いの？

@AngryCops @UnsubscribeCast If you're talking about the guy you talked about before that taught you the verbal skills to 'influence' people then yes.

@UnsubscribeCast the Mi5 guy

Who should we invite on the podcast next?