CeyMax

Enjoying last few days of spring break with the family ❤️🏡 #family #SpringBreak #memories

This dude breaks down the grocery store in 2 mins!!

BREAKING: ChatGPT can now manage your entire personal finances for free. Here are 7 insane prompts that replace $5,000 financial advisors and $500/year budgeting apps:

These are the days I wish #Bitcoin traded 9:30–4 like the stock market. #BTC

@pete_rizzo_ Thank you !

JUST IN: THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE LARGEST DIP IN #BITCOIN'S HISTORY IN DOLLAR TERMS IF YOU ARE STILL HERE YOU ARE A LEGEND 🔥

THERE’S NO BITCOIN PRICE I WOULD SELL AT TO ACCUMULATE MORE PRINTED PAPER.

@jimcramer Can you please focus on something else ?

Bitcoin 73,600 is flirting with that code red level

@jimcramer @StephenKing

Hard stop on Bitcoin. Nice save!!! It's like @StephenKing's The Stand! The Lincoln Tunnel scene

I’ve had more people reach out to me shaken in this cycle than even in 2022 (when Bitcoin went down 75% from $68k ATH to $16k!) saying they’re panicked, they sold, or they’re suddenly “not sure” about Bitcoin. Some bailed into gold because they still want to stay on the hard money train. Some are convinced quantum computing is about to “break” Bitcoin. Some tell me I’m reckless for being so undiversified with my life’s savings. I understand the fear. Drawdowns aren’t fun. They can mess with your confidence and your timeline…especially when the mood is this dark (and when your income is tied to the same asset you’re holding!). But here’s where I’m at: Bitcoin is still the only life raft worth holding and helping other people find. My mom gets $900 a month in Social Security. Who can live on that? That’s not a retirement plan - it’s a slow economic strangulation. So no, I’m not in Bitcoin because it’s some thrilling get rich overnight scheme. I’m in Bitcoin because I don’t see another path that gives everyday families like mine a real shot. I didn’t get in early enough to be “set.” I’m still building. Still working. Still trying to protect the people I love in a system that keeps making life more expensive! I haven’t lost faith….not because I’m numb to this volatility, but because the problem Bitcoin solves hasn’t gone away. If you’re shaken right now, you’re not weak. You’re human. Just don’t confuse a bad market mood with a broken thesis. Keep going. Zoom out. Do the work. Take care of your family. I’m doing the same. We’ve got this.

@Hoopss I agree, I take whisky neat.

Who drinks wine while playing games with kids?

We knew this was a possibility.. something to keep in mind as we go into the weekend. SOOOO MUCH for markets to digest after this week, unreal, these are different times..

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@Mark_Babasa @w_terrence

Dear Ilhan Omar, I spoke with Poison Control. Their instructions were very clear and you didn’t follow any of them They said If you are sprayed with an unknown substance: • Get to fresh air immediately • Do not touch your face • Remove contaminated clothing • Rinse skin and eyes with running water for 15 minutes • Wash with soap and water • Seek medical attention right away • Call Poison Control for guidance: 1-800-222-1222 You didn’t do anything on this list because it was staged.

STOP TELLING CHATGPT “ACT AS AN EXPERT STOCK MARKET TRADER”. Bad prompt = Bad result. Use these prompts instead and see the magic:

This was one of the dumbest ideas I had. Don’t do this!

Does it make sense to borrow against #Bitcoin at a 4–5% interest rate to invest in $STRC ? @saylor

@lectricebikes Second year running the e-bike sled express #Snowstorm2026

50% profit on $1,000 is $500 5% profit on $100,000 is $5,000 Chase bigger capital not bigger returns .

@cheetah @HitStickHicks

@HitStickHicks Me to bro

I feel like I’m the only Chiefs fan that doesn’t want Tyreek Hill back lmao

130 schools said no. He led the losingest program in college football history to a national championship anyway. Fernando Mendoza was a 2-star recruit from Miami. He tried to walk on at his hometown school. They passed. So did FIU. So did FAU. So did everyone else. At 17, he was sitting in his bedroom, crying over a silent recruiting inbox—after driving to 18 camps with his dad and sending highlights to more than 100 programs. Not one FBS offer. His only option? Yale. No scholarship. No NFL path. Everyone told him to be “realistic.” “Know your place.” “Be grateful.” He didn’t listen. Because Mendoza understood something most people miss: The worst outcome isn’t failing. It’s never getting the chance to try. Two weeks before signing day in 2022, his phone rang. Cal needed a body. One offer. Out of 134 schools. He took it. He arrived as the third-string quarterback. Spent a year on the scout team. Lost his first four starts. Got sacked 41 times behind a broken offensive line. Still got up. Every time. Then Cal brought in a transfer instead of building around him. So Mendoza left the only school that had ever said yes. He transferred to Indiana—the losingest program in college football history. People laughed. “Career suicide.” “Graveyard program.” “Nobody wins there.” One coach told him something different: “I’m going to make you the best Fernando Mendoza possible.” That was enough. Mendoza wasn’t just playing for football. His mother has battled multiple sclerosis for 18 years. Before every snap, he thought of her. “My mother is my why.” Indiana went 16–0. Beat six Top-10 teams. Won their first Big Ten title since 1945. Mendoza threw 41 touchdowns. Won the Heisman—first in school history. First Cuban-American to ever do it. Then came the title game. Miami. Near his hometown. Fourth-and-4. Season on the line. Quarterback draw. The kid 134 schools rejected spun through defenders and dove into the end zone. Game over. Indiana—national champions. The losingest program became the best team in America. All because a 17-year-old refused to believe “no” was the end. Rankings don’t decide your ceiling. Gatekeepers don’t write your ending. Being overlooked isn’t a verdict—it’s a starting point. Sometimes all you need is one shot… and the courage to bet on yourself when nobody else will. Don’t quit. Credit: Barclay Mullins