Chaos

Who’s gonna watch Scott Baio play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder for the All American Halftime Show?

@cturnbull1968 Dude tripped up the stairs, like fucking whatever - now let’s talk about all the other fucked up things he’s doing, hello???

Trump stumbles going up the stairs of Marine 1. Age and weight are catching up to him. In about a year, they’ll have to hoist him in there with a bovine sling and a crane. x.com/DjOmegaMVP/sta…

@elonmusk @SenMarkKelly Immigrant

@SenMarkKelly You are a traitor

Just left Ukraine. What I saw proved to me we can’t give up on the Ukrainian people. Everyone wants this war to end, but any agreement has to protect Ukraine’s security and can’t be a giveaway to Putin. Let me tell you about my trip and why it’s important we stand with Ukraine.🧵

@WhiteHouse @VP Trash administration. Only a petulant child says shit like that. Did JD thank his mom today for squeezing his useless ass out of her body??? Doesn’t he know how to show her some respect?!? Fuck JD Vance and Fuck Trump. I’m embarrassed that you are representing this country.

“Have you said thank you once?” –@VP JD Vance

@SecRubio @POTUS Nah

Thank you @POTUS for standing up for America in a way that no President has ever had the courage to do before. Thank you for putting America First. America is with you!

Fuck JD Vance and Fuck Donald Trump - straight up. @POTUS @VP

@realDonaldTrump What about no Tax on Overtime??

Members of Congress are getting to work on one powerful Bill that will bring our Country back, and make it greater than ever before. We must Secure our Border, Unleash American Energy, and Renew the Trump Tax Cuts, which were the largest in History, but we will make it even better - NO TAX ON TIPS. IT WILL ALL BE MADE UP WITH TARIFFS, AND MUCH MORE, FROM COUNTRIES THAT HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE U.S. FOR YEARS. Republicans must unite, and quickly deliver these Historic Victories for the American People. Get smart, tough, and send the Bill to my desk to sign as soon as possible. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

@abby4thepeople Hmm, well would ya look at that. Do you feel like a tipping hazard?

Ok so imagine we had cat sized spiders as pets, who's in

@Erdayastronaut @elonmusk "It did in fact, Not work"

The night before #Starship's 4th flight, @elonmusk described one of the main concerns about Starship's heat shield. He turned out to be right as it was the exact spot that burned through. More video to come!

@SpaceX Congrats guys that was absolutely amazing

Watch Starship’s fourth flight test → spacex.com/launches twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@ciriepls Elevators are death Traps and if it ain't more than 4 floors - I'm taking the STAIRS. Death box.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I think the do not disturb would have sufficed.

Safety tips for a cruise ship What do you think? 📹 victorias.way_ twitter.com/visualfeastwan…

@LordGrimdark The Devil you say….. 🧐

My wife loved it and she has no skin in this game.

@PirateSoftware Japan????? The Irony….

The Helldivers 2 community was tricked by Sony. Sony declared having a PSN account would be mandatory to play Helldivers 2. The community revolted and trashed the games review score to 13% positive. Sony walked it back and stated they wouldn't be making PSN mandatory. Declaring victory the community undid the massive wave of negative reviews. Yet Sony did something sinister in the background. They restricted Helldivers 2 from being purchased in all 177 countries where PSN isn't available. They fooled you and the devs are still fighting to fix it. steamdb.info/sub/137730/inf…

My, my, those eyes like fire I'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre... Come now, bite through these wires

@norafawn She’s a Pancreas kinda girl

my attempt at a dune cosplay 🖤

@TaraBull808 phys.org/news/2023-01-d…

This green laser video in Texas is going viral, but what is it?

@YaCherdy @ciriepls Silly owe me a beer, and @poisonikey is buying 🥰

One year ago today, NASA’s Orion spacecraft reentered the atmosphere after completing a 1.4 million-mile, 25.5 day #Artemis I mission around the Moon. View the full length video here: images.nasa.gov/details/art001…