Lucy C

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@khaleesi_678 @elle91 😂😂😂 I feel seen

@elle91 @Chadders88

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

@khaleesi_678 @NetflixUK @Bnhbbs @cathypops2010 🙌🙌🙌

@NetflixUK @Bnhbbs @Chadders88 @cathypops2010

New drivers, new rivalries and an all new championship winner. Formula 1: Drive to Survive is back on 11 March! 🏎️🏁

@FootyScran @ManUtd @nickjordan1990 @CllrAmandaOL2

Half time scran at Manchester United (@ManUtd) 💷 £5

@RosieisaHolt @CllrAmandaOL2 I cannot stop laughing 😂😂😂

This MP won’t be resigning !

@CllrAmandaOL2 @jackremmington 😂😂

Guys the way I am HOWLING HAHAHSH

@khaleesi_678 It’s absolutely ridiculous, Rice already picked up the ball. Pretty demoralising but all’s well that ends well 😂😂

@Chadders88 I mean, I’m delighted but Moyes is the gift that keeps on giving 🙈 Good luck to someone on the pitch getting their next pen and bottling it as they’re obv not trusted 🥴

YOU CANNOT BRING ON A SUB TO TAKE A PENALTY

@cathypops2010 Oh Catherine you crack me up 😂😂😂

Will you look at that Oldham concede a goal from a cross. What a fucking shocker..... NOT!!! #oafc

@Proper_Tasty @nickjordan1990

Chili Lime Steak Tacos 🌶

@khaleesi_678 @CllrAmandaOL2 @garethmanc @Simonmartinmana @Restaurant_Mana Yes 🤣

@CllrAmandaOL2 @Chadders88 @garethmanc @Simonmartinmana @Restaurant_Mana Can we come? We can eat them in the van 😂

Ok.. That was the best burger I have ever had!!!! Bravo @Simonmartinmana @Restaurant_Mana ABSOLUTELY BRAVO!!! 👏👏👏👏

@RebelWilson @antmiddleton @skytv A random pair @nickjordan1990

@srfatloss 🤣🤣🤣

Open for a surprise 👀

@DIE444DIA @nickjordan1990

is this too much to ask for

@jackwhitehall @CllrAmandaOL2 🤣🤣

Christmas is cancelled. This couldn’t get any worse. Arsenal: hold my beer.

@ConMend @CllrAmandaOL2 😂😂😂

I wonder how Bill Gates is going to spend his first day in control of Margaret Keenan, 90, from Coventry.

@goopery @CllrAmandaOL2 this is hilarious 😂😂😂

@nursetickle @khaleesi_678 @Bnhbbs 😂😂😂

@khaleesi_678 @Bnhbbs you’d get egg on a salad if you bought just a salad.... although you probably eat fancy salads with avocado and shite in it

Is egg on a turkey salad a northern thing from a butty shop? I love it but I can’t get the horror on Ben’s face out of my head 😂