Chad “The Hammer” Bodenhimer

Yik Yak is just Twitter burners for freshmen/women/libs #Slop

Agreed. The worst I can remember at least

Please save us

Supporting the NIL fund @ToddGraves

#shrink the hell out of New Jersey kids at LSU. They stink, drive like shit, and are straight up #phags

@NBATIGAHBOY Need this tonight

BREAKING: Mike Earley is changing up the rotation again this weekend. The Aggies are going with Marcel Reed on the bump tonight as LSU has a history of not being able to beat him.

@DanGlesack_ Please explain how every city I’ve been too has a road named after MLK

Mom I’m scared

Shut up you ruined his college career

@cajuncannon69 Great take Bobby, Costco cookies are where it’s at

@Chadthehammer2 Costco cookies

Iced coffee and a zyn…what more could a man ask for? #expand

@Willygooddong Happens to the best of us, Willy

My ass always fires off like a machine gun once I’m in a bathroom that has paper thin walls

@Mikdup_8 I sure hope so

In 2024, LSU was sitting at 7-14 in SEC play. Then #1 Texas A&M came to Alex Box. LSU won the series and finished the SEC regular season on a 6-3 run then went 4-1 in Hoover. Will history repeat itself?

Was supposed to end my 5 day streak of being a chud today…turns out professor canceled class and I have no more classes the rest of the semester. Chud life continues I guess #lank

@LSUbaseball Please win this weekend

W

Lost all my money at the casino just now. Anyways, Walmart popcorn chicken with bbq sauce

@omalleyskis Clarence, you are soon to be an Uncle my friend. I wish you luck

Sister was nominated to be a frat sweetheart

@LizaJane0000 I feel that Liza

I need a drink

@BreastLoverDan Aren’t they all? It truly should be the easiest job ever and I don’t understand why they all suck

My academic counselor is a retard

@campaynecp Masters Sunday gets the best of us. Totally understandable CP

Woke up at 2:15 today, missed both my classes. Price you pay for a Sunday night send.