Zach

Before you go reading too deep into my tweets, pls understand I live in delusion on this app it’s nothing like my real life.

Boston Richey needs a scheduled appt w/ Chris Hansen & the G.H.O.S.T team of Genesse County, Michigan fr.

When the plane lands and the people in row 40 stand up first

They said when black people be on time it means they not staying long 😭😭😭😭

I can honestly say i don’t know shit about women. Soon as you think you know some shit, they hit you with some new shit you ain’t never seen before.

michael beasley said “we judge people’s decisions without knowing their choices..” and it’s been on my mind ever since..

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

Idk why I thought all stingrays were moderately sized I didn’t know Steve was in the water with THESE mfs.

The dangerous thing about Atlanta is any day can feel like the weekend.

We should absolutely start judging ppl by whom they choose to procreate with. It’s shows everything a person needs to know about your risk assessment & overall decision making fr.

Een Lamborghini kopen met een Italiaanse tolk. 😅

Per the Georgia Sports Sacrifice Laws, the Falcons are about to go 0-17

Nothing is small, until it’s compared.

Man I neverrrrr want to see a black man go to jail for no reason but saying you detail cars by taking them to the car wash isn’t crazy to yall??????

White or black, the judge gave him the opportunity to see how illegitimate these answers sound out loud while still trying to find a way to let buddy off easy. Unfortunately, nothing he said helped b/c he knew his answers weren’t legit.

87% of ya’ll actually just need braces, not veneers.

Suffering often moves God from concept to companion.

Suffering often moves God from concept to companion.

$5mil 3yr contract being considered a super max for the WNBA is…eye opening to say the least.

beefing with the 160th SOAR

The way my fiancée motivates me to be better than what’s required, is truly a blessing I cannot describe.