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What is this device next to Eric the P.A.?!? @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman heck I'm sure @PFTompkins and @laurenlapkus have had to walk past this thing 50 times. @reggiewatts @alyankovic I need answers!

@Weerd_Science I'm watching this badass Friday the 13th marathon in honor of you today! They're currently on 2 again in the rotation twitch.tv/ifeelfreeee

@MrsSOsbourne @goldenvoice You are the single most annoying human on this planet. You married a rockstar so I’m supposed to give a fuck what you think? I don’t see you bitching about Green Day filling their set with politics. But you are probably MAGA even though you’re not from America. Sit down dumbass🖕🏼

Coachella 2025 will be remembered as a festival that compromised its moral and spiritual integrity. Goldenvoice, the festival organizer, facilitated this by allowing artists to use the Coachella stage as a platform for political expression. At a time when the world is experiencing significant unrest, music should serve as an escape, not a stage for political discourse. While festivals like Coachella showcase remarkable talent from around the globe, music's primary purpose is to unite people. It should not be a venue for promoting terrorist organizations or spreading hate. Green Day, a band I personally admire, chose to share their views on the Middle East during their Coachella performance. While I respect their right to express their opinions, such discussions would have been more appropriate at their own concert, not at a festival. Kneecap, an Irish rap group, took their performance to a different level by incorporating aggressive political statements. Their actions included projections of anti-Israel messages and hate speech, and this band openly support terrorist organizations.  This behavior raises concerns about the appropriateness of their participation in such a festival and further shows they are booked to play in the USA. Reports indicate that Goldenvoice was unaware of Kneecap's political intentions when they were booked. However, after witnessing their performance during the first weekend, allowing them to perform again the following weekend suggests support of their rhetoric and a lack of due diligence. Scooter Braun, who has been involved in organizing the Nova Music Festival exhibit—a tribute to the victims of the October 7th attacks in Israel—has defended Goldenvoice CEO Paul Tollett as he attended the Nova Exhibit. If Tollett visited the Nova exhibit, he would have seen the portraits of every person that was killed that day and heard some of their voices on cell phone recordings, sent home to their loved ones. It is difficult to comprehend how if somebody saw this exhibit firsthand that they could book a band on their festival that is in support of what was done that day and supports the group responsible for this mass murder. Not one IDF solider was killed that day, just 1400 innocent civilians. Furthermore, the Independent Artists Group, which represents Kneecap, includes individuals of Jewish heritage. It is disheartening that they have not used their positions to prevent the promotion of such controversial messages. Shame on them. As someone with both Irish Catholic on my Mothers side  and Ashkenazi Jewish heritage on my Fathers side, and extensive experience in the music industry, I understand the complexities involved. Goldenvoice's claim of being "blindsided" by Kneecap's performance seems implausible given the circumstances. I know for a fact that certain people in the industry had written to Goldenvoice, airing their concerns around the booking of Kneecap.  I urge you to join me in advocating for the revocation of Kneecap’s work visa.

@48StatesAway Oh man I'm so pumped for you guys! Got a merch store online?

When you go out and do the damn thing. 🌹❤️‍🩹💀

@shivon Oh so you’re one of the dumb bitches wholeheartedly giving that dumb bitch what he wants! Rot in hell❤️

Discussed with Elon and, in light of beautiful Arcadia’s birthday, we felt it was better to also just share directly about our wonderful and incredible son Seldon Lycurgus. Built like a juggernaut, with a solid heart of gold. Love him so much ♥️

@BigGrandeTweets Do I qualify for Old Slob status if I just started season 9? If it helps I know that i have real hair that grows long if I let it, I Dont work at burger king (never have never will) Also I'm normal now and shit... We've been recording this whole time KICK IT!

This seems like a fine time to wander off Shit ain't getting better

@BigGrandeTweets Been binging The Teacher’s lounge since the first 9 seasons became free. I can’t wait to be caught up and will absolutely be hoping over that paywall when I do! #StayFlippy

This will probably me my last post on twitter

@midosommar Hey dipshit “fan posters have been around for as long as movies have existed” is unequivocal false. I dare you to find a fan created poster from any era before the 70’s and I’ll eat my foot You never meant to but you did cause harm and now you’re proving to be stupid as well

While I deleted initially as I felt it was the right thing to do, fan posters have been around for as long as movies have existed. I never meant to cause any harm and the poster is just a homage to the original broadway poster, just like the movie’s recreation is.

Ok so I’ve decided to repost this - the last few days have been wild & have helped me realise that the initial reaction was largely overblown. This is, and always was, an innocent fan edit to pay homage to the original Broadway poster, and there’s nothing wrong with that!

@TheSimpsons I turned 36 this year and you are my favorite thing. I don’t mean favorite show, I mean favorite thing. You just emotionally wrecked me. I love you for it!

@blaqkaudio Black-Ink style?

I know I'm old now that all the local news anchors I grew up with are gone

@jessmargera I will never stop laughing at this. Forever the greatest Jess!

Maybe you should jack him off at beetlejuice 2 about it

@Coheed We all need "The Fiction Will See The Real II"

@Justin__NC @IJasonAlexander Hire me!

@IJasonAlexander I’ve learned everything I know about business from Vandelay Industries

For the 30th anniversary of SGC2C, here is a special song.

@MikeReissWriter Hire me for anything on The Simpsons. I bleed yellow

This morning I was in a rush But had a poop that would not flush. I flush again, then flush and hold -- It comes back like a summer cold. I dub this stubborn, stubby lump A metaphor for Donald Trump.

@MatthewAmmons Oh that dude was always lame

Some people like WWE. Some people like AEW. Some like both. Everybody hates Bill Goldberg though.

@Nevixd @equalvision @That1FrenchGuy @Coheed @merchnow What is a VCer?

@equalvision @That1FrenchGuy @Coheed @merchnow (Even if it’s just a little notecard from y’all with a #/1700 on it— this would help VCers down the line!)

Surprise! The third pressing of SSTB (trans black variant) by @Coheed is available now. Limited to 1700: bit.ly/3JTHTro

@MatthewAmmons Yakko W. Dot

I am living for my girlfriend’s roommates cats and my friends I’ve met through here their cats. Send all the cats to me