Enigma
227 posts


you have no idea what the Mormons are doing with Jello … and that’s the way they like it

Epic Maps 🗺️@theepicmap
The Jell-O Belt, where Jell-O is consumed at twice the national average...
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@elfluvr9000 @Lol8ball You mean the drink they had to change the formula of because people kept dying?
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@Lol8ball Have people actually never had 4lokos before? It's fine.
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Surprised so many people are shocked at the energy drink spirit combo. Vodka redbulls are a night club staple over here.
もちぴた@pita_goral
Whisky & Energy Drink 💀 #FemmeFA
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@Pyro_Wizard01 getting wiped by a vodka redbull is kinda pathetic
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@Punished_Alien @BitaBehz @whozgrimez I was going to say lake Nyos but that's just because it's the only one I know, and that's because it's at risk of exploding
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@BitaBehz @whozgrimez Victoria
You should know this
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@Shizukougames @Firemane999 Australian accent is just a drunkenly slurred british accent
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@Firemane999 I always say the australian accent is a mix between american and british
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I said this yesterday when watching a shitty secretariat movie and it's that american horse racing media is about the horse owners while umamusume is about the horses
Slice of Anime 🩵@TheSliceofAnime
America Horse Racing Media Vs Japanese Horse Racing Media
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@RealestMemes_ * bang bang bang*
*bang bang bang*
*bang bang*
Oh, only two shots? Guess I need to reload.
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@Cretaceous27738 Second one is going to be a complete bust, calling it now.
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Y’all the best guitarist on the planet is a session dude somewhere that has no use for fame
The Music Man@GoodTunesAlways
The 1A and 1B of best guitarists on the planet right now.
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@midwestern_ope Chicago and Minneapolis are the tumors of the Midwest
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Based on the replies I feel I should rework this so here's the edit: "Mug, Barq's, and A&W root beer bears a slight resemblance to certain toothpastes" yeah man the DEA and FDA made cultivating sassafras a difficult process so the companies found work arounds and now the
anteaterfacts🐜@ieatantz
"root beer tastes like toothpaste" yeah man it's a spearmint flavored beverage idk what to tell you
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@radioactivered How much of it is still plutonium instead of decay products?
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@DaOfficialVigil If it's supersonic, he'd only hear the sound after
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The Chinese conscript hearing the American national anthem before watching his commanding officers head explode:

Guns Daily@Guysloveguns
Kel-Tec developed a .30 caliber round that whistles the Star-Spangled Banner when fired.
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@koffie_ch Needs a QWERTY keyboard, that was invented in Milwaukee.
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山梨の桃源郷菜の花畑ツーリング🌸
#モトいの #バーチャルモーションキャプチャー
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シロいの@shiro_5208
昨日寝る直前に突然出掛けようと思い立ち 早起きして山梨の桃源郷菜の花畑に来た! 標高高い所はまだめっちゃ咲いてたよ🌸
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