
Chapter11
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Chapter11
@Chapter11Wealth
This will be my outlet for all things financial. Humour and sarcasm included




Joe Rogan: “I talked to Tim Dillon today… He told me that gas is $7.90 a gallon in LA right now.” Brendan Schaub: “And that's down from what it was. I was out there a month shooting a commercial and it was up to $8.40 something.” Joe Rogan: “Here's what I don't understand. Are we getting oil from Iran?... So are they just f*cking us in the a$$?” “Or is it global prices went up because some of the gas can’t get to where it needs to go, and so they need to make that money so they just f*ck you. Isn’t it funny? They’re like, we’re going to make money no matter what. The American people are going to lose money so we make the same amount of money. F*ck you, you need oil.” “[Oil executives are] a bunch of crooks. We should have a national oil company and only sell in America. Keep it in house so no matter what foul sh*t we do outside the in the world [prices don’t go up].” “Even though U.S. is the largest oil producer, companies can sell oil on the global market to whoever pays the highest price. High world prices still translate into high domestic gas prices.” “Hey, Mr. President, please fix that.”



UK government should commit to taking the country back into the EU, mayor of London tells CNBC cnbc.com/2026/05/11/sad…




Boxer's market cap: R38 billion. Pick n Pay owns 65% of Boxer. Pick n Pay's market cap: R15 billion. You're buying the rest of Pick & Pay for minus R10 billion?! sure they have problems, but MINUS R10billion of problems ? @SimonPB @SBGTraderZA @ShyftGlobal justonelap.com/boxers-blinder…



At R2.5 million, you’ll probably be searching for a while. Add another two million and I might consider coming through. 😁 For a CEO role at FBP, that package feels a little light given the level of responsibility, governance exposure, and strategic oversight involved.







An ultra-rare Rolls-Royce Apollo Venuum with Zimbabwean Number Plates has been spotted in Sandton South Africa 🇿🇦 Only 25 exist in the entire world👀 Zimboz how are you doing this We tired of driving VW polos over here😏 (Copied from FB) But yes.....how the Fukcking hell 🤷♂️🤷♂️



Johannesburg - a once pristine metropolis literally and figuratively trashed by the ANC ..



I am getting around 5 spam calls a day from Standard Bank and Liberty Life. The same numbers, again and again. Do people really transact based on these calls? How do I make it stop?










