Charles X. Cross

@meatwaveband Are you at 2000 Trees? I can't see you on the clashfinder.

@mattxiv Real "kiss me for my guns" energy.

ok you know what

No tiny sandwich is safe.

@Glinner @Baddiel "You have to give comedians room to make mistakes." - Comedy writer who ruined his life being a bigot.

Deleted my drunk tweets but screengrabbing so people don't think I'm trying to memory hole them. I let my anger get the better of me on this one. It's not for me to say what is and isn't antisemitic and I apologise to @baddiel for accusing him of dishonesty.

@as_hagi Mad zany or mad angry?

For Season 18 psss holders of the NoSleep Podcast. My body horror short "Overtime" is featured in Suddenly Shocking Vol. 16!

Bet Rishi's fuming that his team didn't brief him about what a homeless person is.

Feel like if someone made up a conspiracy theory about how Ladbaby gets to number one I could be tempted down the alt right pipeline.

@elonmusk ,said the power hungry, greedy billionaire.

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

Decent people at Rooster Teeth seem to be as scarce as hen's teeth.

@matheryooooooo Shepherd's pie or lamb koftas or burger as already mentioned

what would you cook with lamb mince if you saw it on offer, bought it, and had never cooked with it before?

I would prefer it if Santa knows when I am sleeping and sees when I'm awake.

@elevateapp This is very useful.

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Is this alternate artwork for The Car?

@matheryooooooo Gooted

@matheryooooooo Guted I missed this.

which ones better?

@matheryooooooo How do I vote on my own poll?

@nikki_twisted @ryoungsulk I think if the return is before two weeks it's on the writer.

@ryoungsulk Ugh. 🤬 I thought they changed their policy!

Why does Sam sprinkle glitter while hugging Liam Neeson?