🎧🎶 James Masterton 🫵🫵🫵

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BUT as ever there are still implications. A reminder, if Villa win on Wednesday night and then finish fifth then it means one of Bournemouth, Brighton or Brentford will qualify for the Champions League(!)

Nightmare scenario for the broadcasters approaches. Tomorrow night Man City can hand Arsenal the title and Spurs can ensure West Ham go down instead of them. Meaning the final day of the season will be all about that thrilling race to finish fifth.

@d_lovering Beloved of purchasers.. not streamers.

@ChartUpdate Any thoughts why Sabrina Carpenter/Madonna's BRING YOUR LOVE has dropped down ⬇️ like a stone...

The most fascinating part of this is how utterly MOR it is. Which is ironic as for years it was a similarly themed Debby Boone track which held the No.1 longevity record on the Hot 100.

Well now this is interesting.

This reel is from @Ccampbellmusic She's one of the greatest buskers in London and can regularly be found in and around the south bank. It is always compelling to stand and watch her. I wish she was more famous. instagram.com/reel/DYaNrPssQ…

A toilet is a good place for taggers to advertise to the world they have tiny dicks.

@CaptInappropri8 It's this new thing called vagueposting where you try to game engagement. Worked on you.

@ScepticalSista I mean yeah, paid or not the algorithm nerfs you if you get too prolific.

I was going to say "oh that's terrible" but in reality..... if anyone blue tick or not on a personal level exceeds that amount they may wish to reconsider their life choices.

@FarRightSkip I'm not shagging any gorillas for at least the next month. You can't be too careful.

Panic mode

@CrimeLdn However I could be mistaken. It is also possible they were shop workers who had confronted shoplifters.

@CrimeLdn They won't be misgendering someone again in a hurry.

Armed police at St. James Park tube station

@CharlieSimpsonA I'm pretty revolted by these foreigner hating scum, yes.

Revolution. 🇬🇧

Spotted on Facebook. Personally I just have a picture on my phone to show people, but each to their own.

I DID THIS. Placed the bet the moment she performed. It was that obvious. #ESC2026 #Eurovisión2026

Also Bangaranga sounds like Blackpink's Jump, so Eurovision is bringing the K-Pop.

Congratulations to Jesse Nelson on her Eurovision victory #ESC2026 #Eurovisión2026

Who would have thought Pointless would inspire the final Eurovision scoreboard?

Bulgaria have won... if you do the maths of the points left.