Cherée.

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

A railway company in Japan once ran out of money to pay a stationmaster. So they gave the job to the cat who lived outside the station. She wore a custom made hat, worked for cat food, and saved the entire line. Her name was Tama. She was a calico cat who had spent her days sitting near the entrance of Kishi Station in Wakayama Prefecture, Japan, greeting passengers anyway. When the company destaffed the station in 2006 to cut costs, the president visited to discuss what to do about the stray cats living nearby. He looked into Tama's eyes and later said they conveyed a sense of purpose as strong as any of his employees. He made her stationmaster. Within a month passenger numbers rose by seventeen percent. People began travelling from across Japan just to see her. Tourists arrived from other countries. A French documentary crew came to film her. The station was eventually rebuilt in the shape of a cat's face. In her eight years as stationmaster Tama contributed an estimated one billion yen to the local economy. She was promoted four times. She eventually held the title of Honorary President of the railway. The only female in a senior position in the entire company. When she passed away in 2015 over three thousand people attended her funeral. She was given the posthumous title Honorary Eternal Stationmaster and enshrined at a nearby Shinto shrine as a goddess. The position of stationmaster at Kishi Station is still held by a cat today.

I don’t have proof, but this is my theory and I’m sticking to it: The Egyptians who are credited with building the pyramids, actually found them already there, built by the “gods”, which was actually a previous advanced civilisation. They tried their best to imitate the style, which is why the oldest pyramids are the most sophisticated, and the newer additions are the ones that actually look primitive. If you look at the Old Kingdom of Egypt, which are the earliest Dynasties, you have the Great Pyramids with mathematical masterpieces with 70 ton granite beams and laser-flat finishes of millimetre precision. Then for some reason, as you move forward in time to the Middle and New Kingdoms, the pyramids start to get smaller, the stones get sloppier, and eventually, they just start building with mud bricks. If those mfs “invented” the tech, they would have gotten better at it. Instead, they clearly lost the manual. They became squatters in structures they knew nothing about building. There is a literal stone tablet called the Inventory Stele found at Giza and it explicitly states that Khufu, the Pharaoh supposedly responsible for the Great Pyramid found the Sphinx and the Temple of Isis already built. Mainstream archaeology calls the stele a “pious forgery” created 2,000 years later by priests because if the stele is true, the entire timeline of Egyptology collapses. They would rather believe the Egyptians lied about their own history than admit the pyramids are older than 4500 years. About the Sphinx, geologists like Robert Schoch have pointed out that the Sphinx and its enclosure walls show deep marks caused by thousands of years of heavy, cascading rainfall. The problem is that Egypt hasn’t had that kind of rain for at least 12000 years. By the time of the Dynastic Egyptians 4500 years ago, the region was already a desert. In other words, the Sphinx was already old and heavily eroded when the Pharaohs first saw it. They didn't build it, they wouldn't know how to, so they just re-carved the head to look like a Pharaoh, which is why the head is tiny and less weathered than the body. Archaeologists claim the pyramids were burial tombs. They probably were, for the Dynastic Egyptians. The Egyptians were the world’s greatest restoration artists. They found these resonance chambers and, which were actually power plants, cleaned them out, and used them for their own religious purposes. The granite in the King’s Chamber inside the Great Pyramid of Giza isn’t even from the same geological formation as the limestone of the structure. Why import 70-ton blocks from 500 miles away unless those specific material properties mattered for a non-decorative function? Anyway, the hypothesis I subscribe to argues that thousands of years ago, there were catastrophic global floods, which is why many cultures have their own version of the “Flood of Noah” fable. Most coastal civilisations were submerged after this cataclysmic event. This explains why archaeologists find silt and sea shells at the base of the pyramids. They were submerged during this Great Reset. The survivors were pushed back into a Stone Age survival mode. By the time they rebuilt enough to return to Giza, they had lost the high-frequency technology, but they still remembered the “gods” who built the original structures. Imagine a global catastrophe today. In 2000 years, a new tribe finds the ruins of the Three Gorges Dam. They can’t make electricity with it, so they use the dam as a massive fortress and bury their chiefs in the turbine rooms because they feel holy. Future archaeologists would find the bodies, see the tribe’s pottery, and conclude that the Three Gorges Dam was a primitive tomb built by people who worshipped the Water God. That is exactly what Egyptologists are doing with the pyramids. Again, I don’t have proof, but nor do the anthropologists

Big weather system coming through. Here's what we know so far.

Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about Ablaut reduplication. If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.' -tic-tac-toe If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’ -click-clack -King-Kong

@SandyofCthulhu This can be fixed by giving both phones and calculators rotary dials.

Basic Costco members should not be allowed to look Executive Members in the eyes

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

If you'd tried giving me a brand new Game Boy Color and then sending me directly to sleep the result would have been some kind of domestic incident

this photo is actually insane

why does it fit perfectly

I met this guy at a wedding in Minnesota

Shoulda hit the owner of the dog

In Minnesota the liquor store opens earlier on Saturday, so we go on Saturday (in Iowa we went on Sunday)

Understandable crashout.

I can't stop laughing at the way that snake reopened its mouth 😂

The original push start

Some were successful some not so much…

My doc is still #1 on Netflix in 51 countries, 😟you have a right to be upset about this. LOL @50CentAction247 • gunitbrands.com