Cheesy London

I’m in The Wigmore. They’ve got a lovely cheese toastie on the menu, so I’ve brought my own dessert. Lots of imported beers but at fair prices (<£8) - puts Croydon to shame (£7.80 for a Peroni?) Let me know if you spot a better place to chow down on cheese, or dessert. ~S&P

Need to talk to Nige? t.me/+JmtQTZvysYdkY…

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@Louisa_Charlott @jordymeady10 19th* ffs, the Essex - it’s an affliction!! I’m suddenly thick as shit!! Bosh! He’s just a reem Lucy Punch but with a melon head!!!

@Louisa_Charlott ✍🏻 *makes note: 9th July, she’s ✌🏻 on ✌🏻* According to my calendar you’re next approachable on the 15th August and until then you’re a witch? ~ S&P (@jordymeady10 got me banned)

So drained today, lost so much blood over the past 3 days i feel empty. But I did have pre w/o for the first time in a week so had a good gym sesh. Things that also made me happy today: 🥾My new boots came 🏅My 104km Running medal came 📸Created a PPC image #MakingLemonade 🌞

@TheRealSitts @chris_kammy Yours is the only cab I wouldn’t get in.

Been stuck in traffic on the Vauxhall Bridge in London with the Oil Protesters doing their stuff. Missed my 9am call time. My cab was a Tesla 🤷🏽‍♂️ surely they should have provisions for that 😂🤣 Electric Car access lane 🤔 on you go Sir

Me account @strawandpacket got muted for 7 days. Pissed.

@maccas__25 You doing a spot of “grouting”? 😋

Shall we get this account back up and running then? @strawandpacket

@EllieBr_28 Entertainment

Side effect of lockdown is all the blokes at home sitting down for a wee. One night out and these cunts ain’t got any piss control anymore.

@AnonymousAlcoh8 @fesshole How many wipes till you have to reload?

I've told my partner I'm losing weight to improve my health. The main reason is actually that I'm starting to struggle to wipe my own arse.

Anti-rail rail.

Nonce.

@MarcusRashford @spectator It’s simple Marcus: people who aren’t inclined to think about the well-being of others are suspicious of those who do, which reflects poorly on them. Keep up the good work sir.

Solid bit that lad, put me in fuckin limp mode. Focusing on just trying to stay alive.

@realordinarylad @returnofthemcmu 2/10

@returnofthemcmu No, leads to the toilet

Life is good 😎