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Sea~jay
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Chelsea supporting Man united||Podcaster||Writer||Voiceover artist||Radio broadcaster||Friend✨
Katılım Ağustos 2023
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So this guy was relocating and decided to help his struggling friend by allowing him to stay in his apartment since the rent still had about 5 months left.
The agreement was simple:
‘Manage the place till the rent expires and move out.’
Fast forward to when the rent finally expired, the caretaker and the landlord’s lawyer came to inspect the apartment before collecting the keys.
That was when wahala started 😭
The house was practically empty.
No ACs.
No gas cooker.
No oven.
No water heater.
Even the wardrobes were gone 💀
The guy was confused because he genuinely thought those things belonged to his friend.
So he quickly called the friend and said:
‘Bro, the caretaker and lawyer are asking about the things in the house o.’
And the friend casually replied:
‘Ahh no na 😭 those things came with the apartment. He actually thought his friend left them for him.
Omo.
His jaw literally dropped.
This guy had sold EVERYTHING 😭
3 ACs.
Gas cooker.
Oven.
Water heater.
2 giant wardrobes.
Everything.
The painful part?
All the things he sold for ₦1.3m are now being valued by the lawyer at almost ₦6m.
Now the landlord is refusing to let him leave the house.
His options now are:
• Replace everything immediately
OR
• Renew the apartment for another year at ₦4.5m and provide all the missing items before the next tenant moves in.
Police are already involved.
He has signed an undertaking not to disappear.
Omo my guy entered debt just like that 😭
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I was in a bus sometime last year , we got to a check point and this guys got 2 bottle water , it was 500
They collected the water and was struggling to bring out money from their pocket , they passed our bus and the driver wasn’t having it to wait
The little boy was really running hard to catch up , I had 500 naira cash on hand so I threw it out for him , the guy picked it and the one that got the water also saw me throwing the money
Told him to give me back , you won’t believe what this guy said lmao
He asked me who send me 😂, did I think he didn’t know what he was doing
I gave my phone to my coursemate beside me, I was ready to go down with this guy , grabbed him inside the bus I really wan deck am, until he gave me the money
Some people are really heartless eeh
Musk Jnr. 🀄🇺🇸 Gadgets 🔌@_FarouqOlami
what level of cruelty do you have to possess to run a fake transfer to a highway hawker
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My dad turned sixty two last month. We threw him a small family dinner. Nothing big, he doesn't do big. Just immediate family, his favorite food, and a cake my mum spent two days on. He pretended not to know it was happening. He one hundred percent knew.
Me: (walks in)
Dad: (sitting in the living room)
Dad: oh. you made it
Me: happy birthday Dad
Dad: (waves it off like it's nothing)
Dad: sit down. your mother's been in that kitchen since this morning
Me: I know. I talked to her earlier
Dad: for a small dinner she cooked enough for like twelve people
Me: that's just how she cooks
Dad: (pause)
Dad: you eat before you came?
Me: no
Dad: good. eat everything. she'll be upset if there's leftovers
Mum: (from the kitchen) I can hear you
Dad: I'm just making sure he eats
Mum: tell him to come say hello first
Dad: (to me) go say hello properly
Me: (goes to kitchen)
Me: hey Mum
Mum: (hugs me with floury hands)
Me: (flour all over my shirt)
Mum: you look thin
Me: I'm not thin
Mum: (already putting food in front of me)
Me: Mum dinner isn't for another hour
Mum: this is just a snack
Me: this is a full plate
Mum: it's a small plate
Later
Me: (everyone around the table)
Me: (cake comes out)
Dad: (sees the cake)
Dad: (pause)
Dad: y'all didn't have to do all this
Mum: sixty two years. we had to do something
Dad: (looks at the cake)
Dad: (looks at all of us)
Dad: (clears his throat)
Dad: well....
Me: (he's not gonna cry)
Dad: (is absolutely going to cry)
Dad: (pulls it together)
Dad: this is too much fuss
Mum: it's exactly the right amount of fuss
Dad: (pause)
Dad: (quietly)
Dad: thank you
Mum: (squeezes his hand)
Me: (watching both of them)
Me: (makes a note to call more)
Me: (I actually mean it this time)
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Last night
I found a lipstick in my boyfriend’s car.
I asked him whose it was.
He froze for a moment and blurted out
that it was probably his friend’s.
Right in front of me,
he called that friend.
When the call connected, his friend said in surprise:
“He’s been looking for it for a long time. So it was left there!”
I quietly looked at him and said nothing.
Because that lipstick was mine.
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“A woman’s place is in the kitchen”
But you want a female doctor to examine your wife?
GIF
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@TheOnlyKemi Real partnership is about teamwork, not convenience. Even if I'm doing 100, I'll still help with chores and childcare from time to time
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I have no problem with 50/50.
But the moment I start contributing financially to the household monthly, you also start contributing domestically.
You will cook too.
Clean too.
Do laundry too.
Wash toilets too.
Bathe the children too.
Go to the market too.
You cannot demand 50/50 bills while expecting me to carry 100% of the house chores and childcare.
If we are both acting like providers, then we are both acting like homemakers too.
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How is buying 7 pieces of Akara for 22k expensive?? 😂 lekki own ooo
Sometimes, you just have to close your eyes, spend a little, and spoil yourself.
If you can’t afford it immediately, save up and buy the Akara later.
At least this particular one is actually good for your health and can help boost your immune system.
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LISTEN😂
I barely knew the answers to the questions but I answered anyway, I was so sure I was saying nonsense I giggled right in the middle of speaking
It lasted less than 10 mins
To save face at the end, I asked each person on the panel multiple -
Sola@SolaTheAnalyst
It took me 5 months and about 25 interviews to land my first job in Canada 🇨🇦 But there is one I will never forget. I applied for a Canadian government role. French was listed as a requirement. I applied anyway. Got through the first stage. No French was tested. Second and final stage. I joined the call. Bonjour bonjour. (As how?) I thought that was just the greeting. The interviewer then calmly informed me that the entire interview would be conducted in French. I could feel my intestines shift. I said okay. A certified Duolingo dropout sitting in silence. The first question came. 45 seconds of full Québécois French. I waited for them to finish. Then I slowly asked if they could repeat the question in English. They did. Politely. I answered. Then they asked if I had any questions for them. That was it. Interview over. I never got a rejection email. Not one. They were too pissed to even send it 😭 What is your craziest job interview moment in diaspora or back home?
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I had a guy yelled at his wife in my presence , I tapped him and told him this is totally wrong , at least you should have waited for me to leave
He said “you na fam na” , I told him it doesn’t matter actually , I’m even correcting u because I’m a fam like you said….i believe you will also do this in public or in presence of a random visitor too
I told him you might think being controlling in my presence makes me see you like a real man but instead I see u like a fool or a weak man , while I was still there they found what they were looking for that made him yelled at her and it happened to be he was the one that misplaced it ….i became uncomfortable and excused myself to go
It’s well , a lot of women are marrying lunatic men and it’s sad
Muna@Munalozy
I went to visit someone, and his wife asked him what he wanted for dinner. This man said "anything." The wife then cooked jollof rice. Tell me why this guy started asking why she didn’t add beans because he loves beans, and he was serious about it too. He even asked her to go and make beans in front of visitors. Why not just be considerate and eat what she made till tomorrow? Why insist on your exact preference when she already tired her best? Not like you even gave her options. Omo, married women are really trying.
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- Tolu stole N5,000 from her parents but she couldn’t just start spending it freely in school without teachers or classmates asking where she got the money from.
- So, on her way to school she bought pens and started selling them to her classmates.
- Now, the money appears legitimate because everyone believes Tolu is making money from selling pens. She can now buy food and snacks without suspicion.
leemahooooooo@hameemahhh
How does money laundering work? Educate me like I'm 5 years old
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Teach your boy child “ Men are not Polygamous in Nature
Teach your boy child that “a Man not cheating isn’t Simp but rare gem
Teach him not to seek Validation from DAMAGED Men on social media
Teach Your boy child how to handle Rejections
Teach your Boy child Consents & No means No
Teach your Boy the beauty of staying faithful with one woman
Teach your boy child respect towards women
Teach Your boy child the gravity of their actions
Lastly :Be a Good examples to your boy child because you can tell them all this things but if you’re not leading by examples then you’re a joker.
Happy INTERNATIONAL BOY CHILD DAY 🩷.
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Save the picture, get a baby pic of you and a current pic (preferably selfie showing your face clearly) and a pic of your birthday cake (you can get picture on Pinterest)
Prompt
Beauty🌝🤑🥰😋@lady_ann01
Should I drop the prompt for this photo? I see a lot of people like it🥲🥲
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“He knows where Home is”
“Even if you’re going to cheat, please use protection”
“You can cheat so far you are not doing it to my face”
Words Of A MadWoman.
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My coworker quit on Friday and my boss got so mad he deactivated her email immediately before she’d even left the building.
Problem is… her account controlled our entire company calendar.
Every meeting.
Every schedule.
Every recurring event for the next 2 years.
Gone.
Monday morning was absolute chaos. The managers were running around blaming everyone except themselves.
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If you’re still hunting for a good remote job, here are 10 jobs that pay in USD.
Some of them start at $500/month, while some go way higher. No degree or tech skill required.
Bookmark for when you’ll need it.
Chioma Amadi@Chioma__Amadi
Remote workers on X, let’s make a thread for newbies. What’s a remote work advice you swear by?
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