The Chelsea Celery

I don’t want to hear "we have 2 UCLs" right now. Seeing that lot from North London qualify for a final while we’re facing economic collapse under BlueCo ownership and mid-table finish is sickening.

Ostia tu, que me acabo de enterar que el el miembro del staff que sale en la historia de Jude y posiblemente al que Mbappe se enfadó y le insultó, es el mismo al cual Rudiger pegó. Menudo vestuario🤭🤭🍿🍿

Look at how Kylian Mbappé reacted after the incident…what does that tell you?

@ebehdad @Loz_Stew @paulwinstanley9 How many more mistakes?! How many more failures?!

Especially when you have incompetent people running the club: @ebehdad @clearlake @todd_boehly @Loz_Stew @paulwinstanley9 @Dannythefink #Chelsea #BlueCoOut

29 G/A so far in his debut season… ✨

Fuck Clearlake and everything they stand for

Arsenal winning Prem/UCL double whilst Clearlake’s Chelsea are going to go down under Marco Silva next year. Might be time for me to pack this sport in.

It not Xavi or Xabi just get ready for Marco Silva. Honesty lets riot.

People want Iraola at Chelsea because he’s the new Poch. Media love him, football is fun to watch. But the fit sucks and he’d be trying to overcome a pretty nasty history of managers making this step. Not sure why that’s smart for a club that needs stability.

@Viralitity @TouchlineX What a prick!

This video of Antonio Rudiger slapping a staff member of Real Madrid has gone viral. 😯

Hi @ebehdad I have no premier league managerial experience, I’ve never won a single trophy in my entire career, I’m in my 30s, i’m a yes-man and i won’t fall out with the players please can you give me a 6 year contract as head coach?

‼️Chelsea need a new head coach (again), but it is increasingly clear they need a lot more. With every new defeat, that big shiny FIFA Club World Cup trophy looks less like fitting validation for a winning strategy and more like fool’s gold. Minor tweaks will not correct this course. ✍️ @liam_twomey nytimes.com/athletic/72538…

For the record, Maresca won the FIFA Club World Cup despite of @ebehdad @clearlake @Loz_Stew @paulwinstanley9 @todd_boehly

If blueco thought the cwc was down to them and not Maresca. They're dumber than I thought.

🗣️ John Obi Mikel: "It's this thing of BlueCo not wanting anyone who represented the football club before and who helped build the club to what it is today. They don't want the people still, which is the wrong thing to do. You need to continue that success. You need the people who knew what it took to build the football club to what it is today. You need the people to continue the success, the culture. We don't have that any more." ~ @obionepodcast

@Blue_Footy But it’s our sporting directors @Loz_Stew and @paulwinstanley9 that will fuck this up. They’ll want to keep as much power with as little accountability as possible and no top coach will say yes to that and this model.

Xabi Alonso doesn't have too many options this summer. - Liverpool are backing Slot. - Man City are going for Maresca. - Man United likely make Carrick permanent coach. - Bayern will keep Kompany. We don't have competition for him but it's down to how much we want to convince him.

‘If they get the right manager in…’ @Loz_Stew and @paulwinstanley9 had several tries to get it right. They got it wrong more than they got it right. No one trusts them to get this right. This just tells me how naive and stupid @ebehdad @clearlake are.

@DeadlineDayLive Didn’t Mbappe repeatedly disrespect and undermine Xabi Alonso? Makes zero sense.

🚨 Tensions between Real Madrid and Kylian Mbappé have reached a BREAKING POINT. There is now TOTAL DISAGREEMENT between player and club, with both sides unhappy. The fallout began after Xabi Alonso’s sacking, which Mbappé opposed internally. His knee injury then worsened matters, with the forward losing confidence in his body and raising concerns within the dressing room. His trips to France and Italy were also NOT well received. Frustration is highest inside the squad, with teammates unhappy over his lack of defensive effort. Comparisons have been made to Vinícius Júnior, who is seen as always contributing. Some at the club are also sceptical about his injury — and this is not the first time doubts have surfaced this season. The relationship is now at a LOW POINT, with neither side satisfied. (Source: @JorgeCPicon)

If chelsea was a serious team they wouldn’t be considering Marco Silva