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@DearS_o_n The earlier you learn this the better.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, after 37 years of age, I’ve finally come to realize that, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

The only thing a broke woman can do for me is vote wisely.

“A moving man will surely meet his luck” must be the greatest quote from our generation.

Pr0stitutes are now getting into relationships pretending to be girlfriends. Stay woke.

“If you love me, consider me in your choices not your apologies.”

I once killed a plant by watering it too much, and that’s how I learned, even good intention can be harmful in excessive..

Stay far away from people that knew…but didn’t tell you.

Communication is everything, but I'm not about to keep repeating myself about the same thing, if you can’t grow up and become a better person I’ll leave.

If you cannot listen to him as your boyfriend you will Never listen to him as husband. There’s no such thing as “First put a ring on it”.

Your girlfriend has a guy that she specifically texts or calls after you upset her.

North Korean Leader: Did you just say the missiles are ready to launch?? Commander: No sir, I said your lunch is ready.

A man never forgets the days he was alone, betrayed, ignored and disrespected.

I fell in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

the final stage of being smart is acting dumb

@KeKirwa Huyo colleague mnaandikiana mails ati.. Dear XYZ😂 Naona mwendo tu

Dropped a colleague at her place jana jioni after a meeting. Leo nimepatana na bwanake and he didn't say hi again. This is the third time. Mwendo nikama nitaumaliza soon.

Your salary is based on how hard you are to replace, not how hard you work.

@ivymuthe He should unfat or perish. Simple!

What happened to this guy

When a fruit looks too ripe on the bush, don’t rush to pick it. Instead, ask the birds why they left it alone. — African Proverb

Small hygiene habits that impact long-term health

@mobola_ade Just money and they'll be following like a plaque... Though the one posted is not even fine gyal!

Men, how do you approach ladies like this knowing they are out of your league