Chet “The Claw” Alexander

@gjelq1 Elite response

Not the thing your buddy wants to hear from a girl he bought 3 vodka crans for #FriendsInChudPlaces

@501Broadway Same but easy to say sitting from the couch…ROR probably one of the smartest players in the league so I’ll live with it and just his judgement

I cannot wrap my head around O’reilly passing that puck. Unbelievable

@Brooks_Wilder11 Great fucking take. Would love to time travel and see where he is in 10 years… probably nowhere

I’ve got 32 mutuals who follow him but I fucking hate this guy

@gjelq1 You’re calling me a Touse Squid? Get the fuck outta here

Touse Squid or Bouse Mogger?

@TheBarningMan @AuburnFootball Maybe not a “playoff crushing loss” but my goodness 2018 LSU hurt. # 7 team in the country, blew a lead, and legit sweated off 5 pounds because it was 92 degrees

2013 BCS is close, but the 2014 @AuburnFootball vs Texas A&M still hurts. Met my dad after work to watch it and boy were we crushed. To this day I believe if Auburn had won, we would’ve run the rest of the table and made the Playoffs.

@501Broadway Genuinely a curious question… what is the benefit for the Preds to have a pride night?

Very happy to support a team that continues to support Pride with this game annually every year. Don’t let a loud minority of incels in the comments keep you from thinking this is anything but good. #GoPreds 🏳️‍🌈

@501Broadway Kings vs Mammoth tonight. Win-win situation here. We either gain cushion on the Kings, or continue to breath down the Mammoth’s neck. Worst case is the game goes to overtime, but what is the best outcome for the Preds?

If the Preds continue doing what they’re doing, they’re not only going to be a playoff team they will be able to fight with Utah to see who can be WC1 and play in the Pacific Division playoff bracket. The difference between drawing Colorado vs drawing the Pacific winner is HUGE

@AlexDaugherty1 Knights score 3 goals in the first period

The Golden Knights have been shutout twice in a row. Over 147 minutes straight without a goal. The Predators have not shut out an opponent all season. 69 straight games allowing a goal. What happens today?

@AuburnMBB Is this some kind of joke?

Ready to keep competing.

@MichaelFloyd_AU @NITMBB Fuck no

It's official: Jurickson Profar has been removed from the Braves active roster

@AngryPredsFan I would say Trotz is 2-1-1 on his 4 trades so far? (2 wins being McCarron and Cole Smith, tie being Bunting, and loss being Blankenburg)

Third rounder for mike bunting

Me on my way to steal a roll of my roommate’s toilet paper for the 6th time this semester

@averyzaretsky Rare case where nepotism works

kenny albert masterclass per usual

@THADdad1234 @DerrickEvans4WV The cops must have worked with Netanyahu to find them

@DerrickEvans4WV @ChetAlexander55 what are your thoughts on this?

🚨 WATCH: Footage from an Iowa fraternity hazing investigation shows pledges blindfolded and shirtless in a basement when police arrived.

@AU_Godfather I genuinely think it’s because the 65% of the students that go to the game do not understand basketball

Last few games have been completely disappointing from the crowd and the energy that was brought. I get people say “if they played better people would be excited more.” But that ain’t it. We’ve had down years since moving to Neville and I don’t remember it ever being consistently this listless.

@LudwigAhgren I said this shit back in 2018

the bushes were people ????

@er_lamb @Greg_Heffley87 Ur such a fucking virgin it’s sad. You need some pussy in ur life you are legit replying with selfies to a Monsters Universiry burner

@ChetAlexander55 @Greg_Heffley87 Egg? Like the one y’all just laid?

Would go so hard bro

@er_lamb @Greg_Heffley87 Good move to put on a hat. I would too if my head looked like a fucking egg

@ChetAlexander55 @Greg_Heffley87