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@DavidLu44923914 @markklfc Dixie Dean has more.

@markklfc 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆, now Shearer knows how Jimmy Greaves, every time the compliant lying sports media said that Shearer was the greatest English goal scorer of all time. Shearer English goal record 260 Greaves English goal record 357. Greaves+93.

Alan Shearer furious after being left out of Premier League all-time Best XI: 🗣️ “I’m not usually someone who complains about opinions in football, but honestly, leaving me out while I’m still the top scorer in Premier League history is ridiculous. How can the player with the most goals ever not be included in the best XI? Make it make sense. This isn’t disrespect to the other forwards there have been unbelievable players in this league but records matter. Consistency matters. Longevity matters. People today get obsessed with trends, social media hype, flashy football. But scoring goals for over a decade in the toughest league in the world? That’s the hardest thing to do. I didn’t score 20 goals for one season. I dominated for years. And I did it without playing in super teams every season too. Sometimes it feels like football forgets players the moment a new generation arrives. Suddenly history becomes optional. But records don’t lie. The Premier League has seen incredible strikers, but nobody scored more goals than me. Nobody. So yes, I think it’s unfair. Extremely unfair. Because if the league’s all-time top scorer isn’t good enough for the best XI… then what exactly are we judging football on anymore?”

People are saying that Nigel Farage has asked Elon Musk to ban people from X for sharing this clip of him attacking his crony Robert Jenrick. Surely free speech champion Nigel Farage isn't that petty? But just in case, THIS is the video that you mustn't download or share

@BrettHibbs3 @skz_whooo @Bennieeexyz Nothing beats an OXO cube.

@skz_whooo @Bennieeexyz I don't think so. I think it's the msg in the Asian food that gives her migraines. I know cause my brother gets them and generally makes him sick after eating food with msg in it.

My son turned 11 and asked for sushi for his birthday dinner. Done. Made the reservation. Then my in-laws called. They were coming into town and wanted to get together. I invited them along. One problem. My sister in law doesn't eat anything with Asian origin. Says it gives her migraines. For years we'd rearranged plans around this without question. I sat down with my son. Me: Hey. Your aunt doesn't really do Asian food. Would you consider somewhere else? Him: (looked at me) Him: It's my birthday. Me: I know. Him: I want sushi. Me: (fair) I called the in-laws. Explained everything. Told them they were welcome to come to ours the next day for the Superbowl instead if the restaurant didn't work. Them: We want to see you both days. Me: Then we'll see you both days. I figured that was their decision to make. We showed up to the restaurant. My son ordered everything he wanted. My sister in law sat down, looked at the menu for a long time, and ordered edamame and white rice. She was fine. No migraine. My son ate sushi until he could not move. Him: (on the way home, completely full) Him: Best birthday. Me: (looked at him) Me: Yeah? Him: Can we do this every year? Me: (thought about the in-laws) Me: (thought about the edamame) Me: (thought about his face at that table) Me: Absolutely.

@SaintsExtra Why didn't @SouthamptonFC use the New England Patriots lawyers?

#SaintsFC | Pep Guardiola on the practice of spying after Leeds’ Spygate in 2019: “It is more difficult [in England]. It is private. But in all the countries I have been before, everybody does it. When we were training at Bayern Munich there were people in the little mountains with cameras and the opponent was watching what we did. Everybody did it. It is the culture of the clubs.” [via @TimesSport]

@BrandonBVarnell U should have called your sister to clean up, just like the episode in Friends.

I once met a woman at a bar. Not only was she hot as fuck, but she liked anime, and we hit it off really well. She invited me over to her house. I knew what she wanted. You don't invite a man to your house for any reason but one, and I wasn't stupid enough to say no. I don't think a straight man alive would. We got to her house, and it was a mess. I would call it a pig-sty, but that would have insulted the pigs. You could not see the ground because it was covered in garbage. Needless to say, the moment I saw her place, I left and never looked back. I don't care how hot a person is, I have too much self-respect to date someone who lives like the words 'environmental hygiene' don't exist.

@aakashgupta Toilet disposable seat covers are the norm these days.

That gap has been legally required in every U.S. public restroom since 1955. It solves four problems simultaneously. The official name is the "open-front toilet seat." The American Standard National Plumbing Code mandated it seven decades ago. California's state plumbing code still reads: "all water closet seats, except those within dwelling units, shall be of the open front type." Install a closed seat in a commercial bathroom and you can get cited. The primary function is contact elimination. A closed oval seat creates a continuous surface where skin presses against plastic that thousands of strangers have already sat on. Removing the front section eliminates that contact zone entirely. Fewer shared square inches, fewer bacterial transfer points between users. Second is wiping clearance. The IAPMO, the organization that writes the plumbing codes most U.S. states adopt as law, designed the opening so women can wipe without their hand contacting the seat surface. The gap is sized for a hand to pass through cleanly. The open front also eliminates the surface where urine pools at the front of the seat, so the next user sits on dry plastic instead of someone else's miss. One more layer. Public restrooms use elongated bowls while home toilets are typically round. A stolen U-shaped seat from a restaurant won't fit a residential toilet. The shape mismatch makes it worthless to take home. Seven decades of sanitation engineering in a gap most people assumed was a manufacturing shortcut.

@_01Legion They will miss his penalties.

🚨📲 Cole Palmer on IG after being left out of the England World Cup squad. "Football can be cruel sometimes, but that’s the game. I’m obviously gutted not to be part of the squad for the World Cup — it’s every boyhood dream to represent your country on the biggest stage. I’ve poured my heart into every opportunity I’ve had with England and I’ll keep pushing to earn more. Credit to the lads who’ve been picked; they’ve earned it. I’ll be supporting from home, working hard at Chelsea, and making sure I’m ready whenever the call comes again. Good luck to the boys — go bring it home for England."

@HKane U don't need to play in the group games. Rest up for the knockout stages. It's already been a long season.

Extremely proud to be going to another World Cup. Never take these moments for granted - it’s what you dream of as a kid. Can’t wait to get out there!! 🦁🦁🦁

@zoemaguires USA doesn't allow ppl with criminal records in.

Absolute disgusted

@IanDarke His criminal conviction must be where the problem lies.

No Harry Maguire in England World Cup squad , he confirms. Feels like a mistake. Experienced , in form, goals from set pieces, takes a good pen, tournament know-how.

@HarryMaguire93 Have u actually approached the US Embassy about your criminal record, maybe the England administration have?

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@StanCollymore True. Alex Ferguson not picking Alan Hansen in 1986 costs Scotland the World Cup. Worst manager of all time.

I think you have to have Foden and Palmer on your squad and if you don't then two players replacing them have to be significantly better. I'm not sure that's going to be the case. I'd have liked to have seen both players have a week rest, send them off for family time then bring them back in. Why? Because although neither have hit their own very high standards, I know if I saw them on the team sheet as an opposition player I'm going to be wary of what their capabilities are.

@FabrizioRomano He has a criminal record and US immigration would have denied entry.

🚨 BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been left OUT of the World Cup by Thomas Tuchel. “I am SHOCKED”. ⚠️ “I was confident I could have played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had”. “I’ve been left gutted by the decision. I wish the players all the best”, told @talksport @JacobsBen.

@Number10cat Buckingham Palace.

Yesterday the Prime Minister's team won the Premier League for the first time in two decades, today the Prince of Wales' team won a trophy for the first time in three decades; anyone know who King Charles supports?

@_CFCWhizz You left out Cristiano Ronaldo rape pay offs.

🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs: • 1 World Cup • 3 Ballon D'or Award • 2 French League titles and • 1 Human Hormone. 🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs: • 3 Premier League titles • 2 Champions League titles • 1 Puskas Award • 2 FA Cup • 2 English Super Cup • 2 Italian League titles • 2 Italian Cup • 1 Club World Cup • 6 Globe Soccer Award • 1 UCL All Time scorer Award • 1 Diamond YouTube play button. Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

@TheFLZone Bill Belichick 🐐 wasn't.

Should Tonda Eckert be sacked by Southampton after Spygate?

@SouthamptonFC You needed the New England Patriots lawyers!

We have this evening been informed that the EFL’s League Arbitration Panel has upheld the sanctions imposed earlier this week.

@stephenpollard @SouthamptonFC New England Patriots went on to the Superbowl during their spygate season. You don't throw Tom Brady out of the playoffs.

I've got no skin in this other than - and this matters to me! - as a football fan. It seems to me that, far from being harshly treated, @SouthamptonFC have got off lightly. The evidence they admitted to shows a concerted, planned and repeated operation to spy on opponents. And that's just the three they've fessed up to. It's surely a lot more. Frankly being removed from the play-offs and a 4 point deduction seems lenient.

@philhaigh_ Reform UK will kill it.

Sheffield City Council statement on Crucible deal being heads of terms at this stage. They say it is standard and the council 'is currently not aware of anything to suggest that the formal agreement will not be entered into shortly.' More here 👇 metro.co.uk/2026/05/20/she…