Dan 🐻⬇️

Alright seasons over. Here’s my totally uninformed guesses as to #DaBears wins/losses going into next season. Subject to change, as the season literally ended 12 hours ago

@TMerk4343 @USA_Polling I can’t imagine having that photo saved on my phone

@USA_Polling 😂 No way Cornyn voters are voting for this nutcase 😂

Among John Cornyn Voters: 🔴 Paxton: 44% 🔵 Talarico: 30%

This is why more lefty people need to actually be into sports if they want to be taken seriously. 5th place would be considered an amazing season for the Giants, assuming you mean they’d get the 5 seed in the NFC

Make it an 18-hit W!

@jeffbjjrev @scarylawyerguy I promise you no one thinks about trans people more in their free time than conservatives

@scarylawyerguy The issue the democrats have in Texas is you keep running these extreme nut jobs. Who in there right mind thinks we have 6 genders and spends his free time thinking about trans kids. That is just the tip of what Jimmy has said

Can someone who knows TX politics better than me explain whether Talarico has a legit shot? Seems like Paxton's corruption and immorality is well known among voters, and at least among Rs, not really an issue, so how does Talarico break the 32 year shut out streak?

@NFLFrascella Kyler Gordon got an extension and then played like 100 snaps last season. Much more frustrating imo

The Most Frustrating Player on all 32 NFL teams: Patriots: Rhamondre Stevenson Bills: Keon Coleman Jets: Garrett Wilson Dolphins: Jonah Savaiinaea Ravens: Lamar Jackson Steelers: Patrick Queen Bengals: Joe Burrow Browns: Jerry Jeudy Jaguars: Brian Thomas Jr Colts: Sauce Gardner Texans: CJ Stroud Titans: Calvin Ridley Chiefs: Rashee Rice Raiders: Jeremy Chinn Broncos: JK Dobbins Chargers: Justin Herbert Eagles: Jalen Carter Cowboys: Terence Steele Commanders: Daron Payne Giants: Abdul Carter Bears: Caleb Williams Lions: Kerby Joseph Vikings: JJ McCarthy Packers: Christian Watson Panthers: Bryce Young Saints: Alvin Kamara Bucs: Zyon McCollum Falcons: Kyle Pitts Seahawks: Cooper Kupp Rams: Jordan Whittington 49ers: Nick Bosa Cardinals: Jacoby Brissett & Josh Sweat ... what would you change?

january da 6th

@_postboomer @Goldiesupremacy @BlueRepublik @yhdistyminen That highlighted sentence is what the word we get nation from meant in the year 1300 (c. 1300 means “circa 1300”). It’s not a definition of the word nation. You literally got this off an etymology website, not a dictionary.

@Goldiesupremacy @BlueRepublik @yhdistyminen

She brings glory to her country. You bring shame to yours.

@davis_jbug2001 @gdevega @CaryCheshireTX @SecJaneNelson Ohio: dispatch.com/story/news/sta… Oklahoma: kfor.com/news/oklahoma-… Idaho: wtsp.com/article/news/p… South Dakota: mykxlg.com/news/local/sou…

@ChiBearsFanDan @gdevega @CaryCheshireTX @SecJaneNelson I’d like documentation of this.

BREAKING: TX Republican voters in Fort Bend County have alerted me that their county has set up a voting center at the Maryam Islamic Center which is advertised as "the biggest mosque in Houston." Why did @SecJaneNelson approve this!? #txlege

@davis_jbug2001 @gdevega @CaryCheshireTX @SecJaneNelson Mind you, it’s Republicans who consistently vote against banning child marriage

@gdevega @CaryCheshireTX @SecJaneNelson I’ll mail it in and a few dozen more… like a good little Democrat. Meanwhile women and children are at risk getting near these child-marrying pedophiles.

QUERO HR, SOX WIN! #WhiteSox

Jesus fucking Christ get this guy off my team #WhiteSox

Maybe I don’t know ball but I do NOT trust Dominguez #WhiteSox

TRISTAN PETERS FIRST MLB HR PUTS US AHEAD IN THE 8TH! #WhiteSox

Vargas should’ve challenged that #WhiteSox

@dwcprodz I knew you were my favorite Bears content creator for a reason

BANGGGG TIE GAME

This display is terrible @CHSN_WhiteSox and if it’s supposed to be kid friendly you need to fire the person who designed it #WhiteSox

Cubs fans start sounding exactly like Packers fans this time of year. And not even a blue check, just baiting for the love of the game

@jtpleeze @ChiSoxFanMike Stellar play on words. Criminally underliked tweet

@ChiSoxFanMike you mean he's DEUX

I’m sensing a Mune home run tonight. He’s due.

@dysjsksksd41667 @TestLifz @FanaticLurker @Filmgeeek99 @igorbobic You can’t truly believe one third of the country is here illegally? Like, you think one in every three people you meet in the USA are illegal immigrants?

@TestLifz @FanaticLurker @Filmgeeek99 @igorbobic Yes, they're very open about the 100 million illegals Democrats trafficked into the country, are you drunk?

NEWS: Senate parliamentarian has ruled ballroom funding is subject to 60 vote threshold

i really hate the fact that the average human actually believes stereotypes because literally all of them are created in a variation of this: