Lorelei the Great

Just so we are all on the same page: Illegals are voting. Illegals are getting free food. Illegals are getting free childcare. Illegals are getting free education. Illegals are getting free tax credits. Illegals are getting free healthcare. Illegals are getting free housing assistance. Illegals are getting free legal representation. Illegals are getting free mental health services. Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states. It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.

Platner drops out. Now Maine is going to let 600 Democrat party insiders pick the new candidate, replacing the guy that 156,000 people voted for. Just like the party kicked Biden to the curb and replaced him with Kamala. Tell me again which party is a threat to democracy.

Downtown Minneapolis, 3 o'clock in the afternoon on Wednesday.

We are losing businesses. We are losing lifelong Minnesotans, who simply can’t take it anymore. We have politicians who are more welcoming to illegal immigrants than American born citizens. We have a massive deficit, largely brought on by fraud in our state. The same career politicians here in Minnesota who got us into this mess are not coming to save us, which is exactly why I'm trying to do something about it. I would be honored to earn your vote, Minnesota. It’s time for change.

@Michele_Tafoya Yeah, there’s no hope for this state. Time to head south permanently, I’m afraid.

It’s easy to say robberies are down when you just…make robbery legal.

The level of idiocy in this state cannot be fixed. You are not voting your way out of this. This is what we are up against 👇👇👇

@CrimeWatchMpls Yeah. We are well and thoroughly screwed. It’s time to head south permanently. I’m even considering Iowa at this point.

@KBtheFirst Makes sense! I haven’t heard 6-7 from the grandkids in months.

Sage (8 yo) is calling us "bro" every five minutes. I guess that replaced 6-7?

@Hisense_USA What’s the deal with your warranty service? I reported an issue with my dishwasher on Monday and have not heard another thing. It doesn’t appear that my claim has been touched. Not a happy customer here!

@jimmyfailla Good one!

Elizabeth Warren wants to retract her endorsement of Graham Platner but she doesn’t want to look like an Indian giver.

@AlphaNews How the fuck are these people getting elected? It’s mind boggling.

UPDATE: St. Louis Park Mayor Nadia Mohamed calls it "bullying" to report that she spent the 250th anniversary of America in Somalia.

The hot takes on Paid Family Medical Leave applications running 19% over projections are about as ridiculous as I expected. This program isn’t successful in filling some sort of “need,” it successful in redistributing the wealth of hard working Minnesotans. 😐

This about sums it up.

@WalterHudson I just snorted laughing at this. Too funny!

I'm not sure she's doing it right.

@JonJustice Seriously! Ewwww!

Minneapolis Man-Baby Mayor Cut Off Mom Jeans Jacob Frey.

@JonJustice I was thinking back to that time and how you handled Drew’s passing with such grace and kept the show going so well. Hope your next chapter is amazing!

In the wake of everything I just realized I was let go one day shy of the day Drew passed away 4yrs ago. Brighter days ahead.

@JaniceDean You will be beautiful either way!

Now that I’m no longer on television, I’m trying to figure out if I should keep having Botox done. I kind of want to see those deep forehead wrinkles and beautiful crows feet when I smile.