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@allenanalysis 8M is a rounding error

🚨 Official count confirmed: More than 8 million people participated in No Kings Day today. One of the largest single-day demonstrations in American history. 3,000 cities. Every state. Every coast. Philadelphia. Atlanta. Dallas. St. Paul. DC. San Francisco. San Diego. New York. London. Tel Aviv. Scotland. And counting. To put 8 million in context: The Women’s March in 2017 — the previous record — drew an estimated 3-5 million. Today more than doubled it. 8 million Americans didn’t just protest today. They sent a message that cannot be ignored, cannot be dismissed, and cannot be spun. The founders settled the kings question in 1776. 8 million Americans settled it again today.

@elonmusk Can’t neutralize stupid behavior.

Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving

@BatisteJohann That dude about to get paid. What a low IQ cop.

Wild shooting in downtown New Orleans. Any more details? Don’t know source. The play by play guys…

@yoxics How does he place a bet when there’s no gambling in Texas?

Lacy left the Houston vs. Illinois March Madness game early and went off on the entire team for losing him $7,000 😭 "hometown #2 seed and you cant even put up 50 points what a disgrace of a team.. fire the coach, fire the staff, kick all the players.."

@ClownWorld Sheep going to sheep.

The first few cars in this line are just parked in a spot. Everyone else is just sitting there behind them No one even thought to check Just saw other cars and followed Wild 😭

@Microinteracti1 Moron

Iran fired two ballistic missiles at Diego Garcia this week. That’s a tiny British-American dot in the Indian Ocean that most people couldn’t find on a map, which is precisely why it matters. The range was 4,000 kilometers. Four thousand. To put that in perspective, 4,000 kilometers from Tehran gets you to Rome. Athens. Cairo. Southern Europe is well within reach. London and Paris are further, but don’t sleep too well either. This is not what Tehran told anyone their missiles could do. So either they’ve been lying, or the intelligence community has been spectacularly wrong. Possibly both. One missile failed mid-flight, which is the kind of thing that happens when you build intercontinental weapons in a country that can’t keep the lights on. The other was shot down by a U.S. warship with an SM-3 interceptor, which Trump has already counted as winning the war. For the third time. Now here’s the bit nobody wants to say out loud: the strike came hours after Britain’s Keir Starmer gave Washington permission to use Diego Garcia to bomb Iranian missile sites. So Iran bombed the base we lent them. With a missile nobody knew they had. The war just acquired a completely new dimension. And the man in the White House is busy declaring victory. Iran decides when this stops. Not him. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@IranArmyStan You wouldn’t hear it coming..

@FenixAmmunition 1 ton

Guess the weight. Closest answer gets... something.

@Rep_Magaziner Funny, doesn’t happen here in Texas….

As a member of the House Committee on Homeland Security, I am monitoring news of the latest killing of a protestor by federal agents in Minneapolis. Three things are immediately clear: (1/4)

The Canada-China relationship has created prosperity and opportunities on both sides of the Pacific. Today, we’re forging a new strategic partnership. It builds on the best of our past and reflects the world as it is today — to the benefit of both of our peoples: pm.gc.ca/en/news/news-r…

I’m on my way to Minnesota alongside my Democratic colleagues to conduct oversight of ICE’s appalling assault on our communities. Stay tuned for more.

More forces and equipment arrive in Greenland as Europe start to reinforce the island from the Trumps Third Reich.

🚨JUST IN: In a stunning escalation, Danish and allied NATO troops have begun pouring into Nuuk, Greenland's capital, after Danish PM Mette Frederiksen declared that Greenland remains firmly under Danish sovereignty and autonomy — and that any attack would trigger NATO Article 5.

BREAKING NEWS: Former Texas A&M OT Jonte Newman has committed to the University of Texas. "I was tired of losing the Lonestar Showdown"

🚨#BREAKING: Verizon has announced that it will give its customers $20 of credit for yesterday’s significant outage.

@VerizonNews Screw your $20, I was without service for entire day while traveling. Unable to connect to my family or services if I had a flat. I will be reevaluating your service.

Yesterday, we did not meet the standard of excellence you expect and that we expect of ourselves. To help provide some relief to those affected, we will give you a $20 account credit that can be easily redeemed by logging into the myVerizon app. You will receive a text message when the credit is available. On average, this covers multiple days of service. Business customers will be contacted directly about their credits. This credit isn’t meant to make up for what happened. No credit really can. But it’s a way of acknowledging your time and showing that this matters to us. If you’re still having trouble connecting, please restart your device (power down and power back on). This is the fastest way to reconnect your phone to the network. We are sorry for what you experienced and will continue to work hard day and night to provide the outstanding network and service that you expect from Verizon.

@TexBlonde05 Can’t get any playing time on playoff team

I guess he didn’t want to lose to Texas again… smart decision young man! 🤘🏻

The administration is sending 1,000 more ICE agents to Minnesota. That's over 3,000 federal agents flooding our streets, almost triple the combined police forces of Minneapolis and St. Paul. ICE is sowing chaos in our communities. They need to get off our streets immediately.

@Hayesfawcett3 @On3 @TexasFootball @CoachSark

BREAKING: Texas A&M true freshman transfer OT Jonte Newman has Committed to Texas, he tells @On3 The 6’6 315 OT will have 4 years of eligibility left on3.com/transfer-porta…