Chris K. Starkey

My cartoon for the MeidasTouch: meidasplus.com/p/these-cartoo…

@SherzCapone00 I just went with getting his daughter pregnant

You ask your Mrs dad for her hand in marriage & he says nah, what happens next ? 😂

@CookieMnstr1975 @antifaoperative An example: IN police officer on duty has sex w/ 16 & 17 year old Records it on phone, hence a computer network. Gets a 19 year sentence (mandatory minimum)...judge said 2 years but for mandatory minimum. The sex itself not criminal (16 in IN)

@antifaoperative For clarity, I meant that it seems like people who possess and disseminate child exploitation materials seem to get more severe sentences than people who literally sexually assault children...

Illinois evangelical church choir director & catholic school employee, Adam Power, has been sentenced to 60 years in prison for possessing & distributing videos of children being sexually abused & sexually exploiting multiple children.

@BenjaminDictor "Eat"

@egeberkina @timecaptales Vasco da Gama was a murderous thug

Vasco da Gama Vasco da Gama was a Portuguese navigator whose voyages to India (1497–99, 1502–03, 1524) opened up the sea route from western Europe to the East by way of the Cape of Good Hope. The famed bridge named in his honor in Lisbon, the Vasco da Gama Bridge that crosses over the Tagus River estuary, spans 17.2 km and was the longest bridge in Europe at the time of its inauguration in 1998

Name something Portugal gave to the world

What I seek

@PLUTO_M00N @CheriJacobus Miriam Adelson is going to get what she paid for. She has the receipt

@CheriJacobus The job is done on Gaza now. It will be rebuilt with 100% Israeli homes and trump towers . And soon the focus will turn to the West Bank.

Expect a significant uptic in Bibi's slaughter in Gaza now that Trump has been elected. The breaking news of bombing of a school/shelter full of innocents is what Trump told him to do. "Finish the job".

Overlooked big benefactor of Trump’s #ElectionDay : #AshleeBabbitt family…Trump will order the DOJ to pay them $10 million to settle the wrongful death lawsuit

@jessotu Blueberry

A 10/10 fruit in your opinion?

@CheriJacobus Sexist part has to be stronger…country elected Obama twice.

I think the sexist part is stronger than the racist part in this scenario. The MAGA white man ain't ever gonna vote for a woman. He's sooner drive his pick-up into the river. Even with a glovebox full of new chaw.

@mjfree @ProgressiveTex Under principles of comity this conviction will be nullified.

So will Judge Merchan still sentence Trump 11/26 or is he just gonna toss in the towel and consider Trump above the law?

@cuddapotato @CAKEMUSIC Ukraine

@timecaptales Guess the bone spurs weren’t bothering him that day

Watch Donald Trump play beach volleyball on a Bacardi-sponsored event in the Hamptons during the summer of '96

@acabylonbee Welcome aboard

@allenanalysis @JamesFLoveIV He looks…nice

BREAKING: Federal agents just took down Skyler Philippi, a Tennessee man caught plotting to dismantle Nashville’s energy infrastructure using a weapon of mass destruction. This isn't some one-off; Philippi’s motivations are rooted in a white supremacist accelerationist ideology – those hellbent on accelerating societal collapse to build their so-called ethnostate. This guy wasn't just talking; he reportedly went all out – gathering explosives, scoping out Nashville substations, and even performing a Nordic ritual right before he planned to strike. Philippi laid out his plans to undercover operatives, thinking he was safe, discussing everything from escape tactics to burning his own clothes to avoid leaving a trace. Federal authorities had him clocked the entire time. Now, with the right charges, he’s looking at life behind bars. Let this be a reminder: the FBI is watching, and this kind of hate-fueled terror plot won’t slip by unchecked.

@WUTangKids @johnpavlovitz They’re paid to be there not pay attention

Trump got them energized for Election Day 🤣

@rodger I was hoping for a Road Rodg comeback

Hopped on a bus to Schuykill County, Pennsylvania with a bunch of other volunteers to knock on doors and help people plan to vote for Harris/Walz tomorrow Apparently door-knocking is way more convincing than tweets but if you see this tweet I also think you should vote for them

@timecaptales So BJs only

Lips That Touch Liquor Shall Not Touch Ours, c. 1900.

@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger Congratulations! You two give me hope…

Seven years today. Peace and excitement in equal measure with this absolute beauty. Happy anniversary, baby.