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@shortbelly all the cool kids watch xyz100 on hyperliquid now

Weekend Wallstreet DJI +0.87% NDX +1.14%

HYPE boys going bananas. feels like we get breadth surge + vol crush now, assuming this sticks threw the weekend

Goodnight vol

@volisdead they gotta rotate out of semis at least a little to buy everything else right?

I’m such a pod monkey pm that I don’t know whether I make or lose money on Tuesday when I get back into the office if the war is over

@Merridew__ Most people on here have negative net worth

finally got the spx -1% day...and it's >7400. soxx also finally at a 5d low. with vol doing nothing, these is probably getting bid next week

@OddStats Makes me wonder if there are other accounts that manipulate data just for views. Anyways, BEAR MARKET INCOMING

OOOOooo! TERRIFYING MANIPULATED CLICK BAIT! Can't stress this enough, there's no value whatsoever to this chart. But you don't care. You aren't even reading this right now. You've already taken the chart and reposted it around the internet for karma. BUT @ODDSTATS, I'M NOT EVEN HERE RIGHT NOW. WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO? Myself, it looks like. I wasted an hour cherry picking time frames from the Housing Bubble and the current AI Bubble to make it look like we're currently at the October 2007 top. Gaze at how we start and end at the same place! Marvel at how little you care that the lines only sort of barely match up! Close enough for your stupid bias! This data is real, but boy did I have to manipulate the hell out of this to make it look way scarier than it actually is. You dopes will believe anything.

@SqueezeMetrics ‘I love trading’

SPX 7500

there must always be one index pumping at all times

SPX seems to be on god mode

How about a random -2% day today? A sentiment washout to at least show some sign of health?

@FusionptCapital These guys are always so nice when they come on CNBC and share exactly what they’re doing. Genuine humans

Trying to stay solvent longer than the market can stay irrational is TOUGH

The 1% pullback on SPX is gonna be epic

Come on down NQ, you’re black out drunk

@Merridew__ Wen 10 sigma VIX

Added some SOXS and SNDQ for some more juice